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18:49 - 01 September 2004
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a snippet i got in an email!

Watch out for these new viruses - Neither Symantec nor McAfee have

solutions as yet!!!

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses

of mass destruction.

The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.

The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and

re-counting.

The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an

old floppy.

The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, the n

e-mails everyone about what it did.

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but

will be back.

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.

The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB,

then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB.

The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor

doesn't care.

&nb sp;

The Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files.

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch

floppy, then discards it through Windows.

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