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05:49 - 22 September 2004
instructions
howdy neighbours!

instructions on using this webpage for today, september 22, 2004!

follow directions carefully for maximum enjoyment!

1. look at the very top of the page, you will see underlined, "click here for special music" click that!

2. looking again at the top of the page is a banner, click on that banner and a new window will open, if enuff people click on the banner, i will make money! help the poor child out and click the banner!!!!

3. looking once again at the top of the page is a google toolbar! use the google toolbar for all your web searching needs! once again, if enuff people use the google search bar, i will have enuff cash to buy a candy bar!

4. at the bottom of the page here is a comic strip, this changes daily, and may be humorous! it is here for your entertainment, so enjoy.

5. the rest of the stuff on here is pure filler and fluff, so enjoy this stuff!

that concludes this session of the instructions on how to use this webpage.

return here daily for diatribes, rants and raves, twisted opinions and strange but true bedtime stories, and occasional fiction, gauranteed or ya money back by brillo!

drink lotsa coffe and hava swell day, i know i will!

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