A couple of redneck
hunters are out in
the woods when one of them falls to the
ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing
and
his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other redneck starts
to panic, then
whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He
frantically blurts out to the operator,
"O my gawd! Help! My friend just died.
He's Dead! What can I do?"
The
operator, trying to calm him says,
"Take it easy. I can help.
Just
listen to me and follow my instructions.
First, lets make sure he's dead."
There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!
The redneck comes back on
the line and says, "OK, now what?"