03:46 - 16 October 2004
quiz time
QUIZ TIME!!!
Heres a quiz you can be a whiz at!!!

Universal Comedic Law #23,741: "People slapping each other in the face is funny." Everyone knows this is a true fact. But when you combine this rule with Universal Comedic Law #5,095: "People from other countries are funny." you get twice the laughs. Test the theory and watch this little clip, with not only combines these two laws and has foreigners slapping each other, but adds a tasty new wrinkle: All the slappers are women -- and some of them hit HARD.

This just in: They actually make and sell the other end of the CPR dummy, the part where all the naughty bits are. And as you would expect, heat-injected, molded plastic booty never looked so good. But how else are medical students going to learn how to do such horrible things as "dry catheterisation" or "rectal examination?" Clearly, there's not going to be a line of practice victims volunteer patients waiting to have someone cram tubes up their wee wees. Stock up now! Christmas is only 70 days away!

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