06:05 - 12 November 2004
dreams
happy friday! i woke up inna foul mood cause of a dream i had....more about that inna minute, but 1st, you gotta check THIS out its what the puter does when you are asleep, you must have active x running in order for it to work, its a keeper, and i stole it fair and square from RADIOGURL
now, on with todays action packed episode.....
I dreamed last night i was living in a world that my hero, the 35th president, John Fitzgerald Kennedy did NOT get assasinated, he served 2 terms, 1961-1969, VIETNAM was but a minor skirmish that was over and done by 1965, brother BOBBY served 2 terms also, 1969-1976, watergate did NOT exist, MARTIN LUTHER KING did NOT get assasinated, and after brother BOBBY served his 2 terms, it was brother TED's turn, 1976-1984. My family was intact, i was not an alcoholic, i was brother TED's CHIEF OF STAFF, and ELVIS did not die, and all was right with the world, communism did not exist, even in cuba, and all americans lived in harmony, and all americans lived in wealth and comfort. if an american was in dire need, the community and the government assisted with no problems...then i woke up to REALITY.....GRRRRRRRR!!!! I was having a grand old time and i HAD to wake up!!!{DAMN COFFEE POT!!!} o well, we can dream, cant we?
ennyhoo, we have a slight change here at who did it and ran, ink! if ya wanna make a comment, please click on the link on the left, right below where it sez "contact~". all snide comments and complaints welcome, also, down below past the funny pages, is the KING's JUKEBOX!! to listen to the worlds greatest music, you need the realplayer installed. its free at REAL.COM
i dunno if you mac users can play the music, give it a try and see if you can. i am mac stupid. i am a windows person! also we higly encourage you to click on all the links here and have a good time! and leave comments! nasty ones, nice ones, i dont care, it will give me something to read! heheheee.
highlight of the day yesterday: i was playing pogo when i won a lame screensaver from pogo! sheesh! i WANTED the jackpot!! o well!
and now, the star of the show, todays BLOGTHING:
You Know You're Addicted to Smoking When... |
You put scotch tape on a broken one. You only smoke half of the cigarette so you can start on the next one sooner. A big white truck with the picture of a camel rolls up to your house twice a week with your supply of smokes. You are considering changing your name to Malboro. You smoke in the shower. You've convinced yourself that second-hand smoke is not harmful if you inhale really really deeply. Your children are named: Winston, Philip Morris and Misty. R.J. Reynolds sends you a Christmas card. You're waiting for the last few pews to become a designated smoking area before you'll go back to church. People invite you outside to admire the stars, and it's daytime. Every time you light up a cigarette your family stops, drops and rolls. Your family's Christmas wish list consists of gas masks, fire extinguishers and air fresheners. You have an environmental awareness group protesting on your lawn. Your family goes to Los Angeles for fresh air. Your friends have named their secondhand smoke related coughs after me. Your cat has taken to wearing "The Patch" Your family uses fog horns to navigate around you. Just watching the 400 metre race during the Olympics makes you tired. The local iron lung dealer sends you their product brochures. Phillip Morris sends you their annual report and thanks you for your help. You recently read somewhere that your former cigarette manufacturer went out of business shortly after you switched to a new brand. Your doctor [excitedly] asks for your permission to use your lung x-rays at his next "Quit Smoking" seminar. You take baths because the shower puts 'em out Your nickname at work is "Breakroom." You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Smoking. |
now we here at who done it and ran, ink! want each and every one of you humans and felines to have a slap-happy day, and a glorious weekend! dont forget to feed the cat!
