04:12 - 23 November 2004
art gets a job!!!
good morning mr. and mrs. america and all the ships at sea!--walter winchell
for those of you who do not know who walter winchell is, he was americas first gossip columnist, back in the 1920's to 1950's. he not only had a newspaper column and was syndicated all across america, but he had a radio program also, and for a short time in the early days of television, he had a tv show, and he was someone to be scared shitless of.
back last friday, i noticed on the bulletin board in my lobby a sign stating part time security help wanted, see manager for application. i knew that one of the guys that worked the desk here got fired cause the idiot tested POSITIVE for drugs. what a fucking moron!!! so, on an impulse, (i am impulsive) i asked the manager for an application. and i filled it out, and gave it to him. now i know my job history is not good, and i aint worked inna while, my last job was 2 summers ago up in yellowstone national park that lasted 6 weeks, i got tired of all the friggen drunks i had to work with as a cook in a busy resturant having to do the majority of filling the orders myself cause the asswipes were too slow cause they were hungover or drunk, and nobody cared. GRRRRRR!!! so, i turned in the app, and later i found out the manager told me that he was gonna give me a try!!!! wheeeeeee!!! i get to toss out drunks!!!! watch out fuckers!! new sheriff in town!!!! heheheheee. as regular fans of who did it and ran, ink!! know, i do not tolerate a friggen drunkin alcoholic drug addict piece of shit! the job is part time, and 8 bucks an hour!!!, and no it wont effect my social security check, i can work for about 9 months steady before i get cut off. so manager, most of the day yesterday, came knocking at my door wanting to show me something on the office computer, or just to general chit chat. every time i came back to my room, 5 minutes later, he'd come a knockin, askin if i wanted a smoke, or cmere, let me show you this, so after a while, i just stayed in the office, and let him "teach" me about the computer, how to fill out the time cards, and do paperwork, and look at all the games i got, hehehee. he is computer stupid, by his own admission, and is afraid to go online. but all in all hes a nice guy, one of the things he emphisised was that when the idiots see that im new, they gonna try to pull shit. well, i told him, they are gonna find out REAL QUICK that i was born at night, but NOT LAST NIGHT!!!! he likes to put clip art on the time sheets, and for my time sheet, he put a lil drawing of a sheriff, saying, this will fit you, new sheriff in town!!! hehehee.
SO, this morning, hes gonna take me to the main office, and paperwork will be needed to be done, then off to the clinic for the drug test, which i will pass with flying colours!!! then, off to the delta center to get a thanksgiving dinner, then back home to get some "training" hehehee. people 'round here are gonna find out REAL QUICK that i am not the one to be messed with, oh dont get me wrong, im a nice guy, and all that, but here i have to deal with street people and such, and people that wanna try to get in here to see their friends, and they are on the do not enter list, and all that.
yesterday, lunch at the soup kitchen, channel 13 news was there camera in hand, taking pictures of all of us getting trays of food so they can put it on tv news and then people can say, awwww, look at all the misfortunates.... well, a fight broke out over stupid shit, its ALWAYS stupid shit, and the news crew beat it outta there lickety split!!!! hahahaaaa!! the fight only lasted about 30 seconds, and involved loud cussin and pushin and shovin!!! nothing too serious, it never is...
so, my 1st check will be on the 8th, and what i plan to do, is get a BRAND NEW computer, right outta the box!!!!!! wheeeeeee!!! i hope this job lasts...
so, thats all the news from lake salt and pepper, where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average!
so, have a slap-happy day, and please, dont forget to feed the cat!! MEOW!
ADDENDUM: 1 PM I ATE TOOOO MUCH!!!!
