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05:50 - 29 November 2004
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Today marks the 25th anniversary of the release of Pink Floyd's The Wall, which is not only responsible for elevating the "concept album" recording to higher, mind-altering cinematic levels, but also for saddling LSD and mescaline users with an irrational fear of gigantic flying pigs. So, in recognition of Pink Floyd's achievement, play a cruel joke on that aging burn-out in your office by sneaking up behind them and yelling " If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!" and watch them shit their pants and hide under a desk. Good times.

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Birthday
clowns
have a 20-to-1 shot of traumatizing a kid. This is a fact.
Las Vegas keeps odds on these kind of things, we're sure. But it's a little
known fact that petting zoos can be equally traumatic. One minute you're
feeding smelly brown pellets to the goat and the next ... well ... we
just can't talk about that right now.

There's
highbrow.
There's lowbrow. And then there's monobrow. This site celebrates
the latter, featuring the best in unplucked eyebrows from around the world.
The kinds of brows that would make Ernie proud. Why, there's Arjan Amir
of Nepal, whose monobrow is a two inch wide swath of destruction that
has clearly never seen a pair of tweezers. (Do they even have those in
Nepal?) Spend your day not working at this site, which includes monobrow-related
games, links and movies -- a swath of content so complete it's only a
matter of time before the monobrow replaces the mullet as the latest socially
unacceptable, yet oddly hip, fashion faux pax to emulate.

The
Depression
really messed up old people, didn't it? It's the reason
why Grandpa has six dozen rolls of toilet paper and enough canned food
to equip a neighborhood bomb shelter. It's why Grandma always comes home
from Burger King with a five-inch wad of paper napkins, a half-finished
Diet Coke and 46 ketchup packets. And the Depression, we're betting, is
the reason why someone kept a bottle of Seven Seas Creamy Russian dressing
in their refrigerator for the last three decades. You know, just in case
someone came over and felt the urge to toss spoiled, toxing dressing over
their greens..

Babies
are cute.
Grandparents are cute. Photos of babies with their grandparents
are so cute, little rainbows and candy hearts spontaneously shoot out
of our ass when we see them. But some twisted Photoshop genius got the
idea to swap the babies' heads with their grandparents' in photos ...
and now ... not so cute. In fact, it's really icky, some creepy combination
of hilarious and horrifying. Suddenly, all those little rainbows and candy
hearts are trying to come from whence they came and they're not taking
no for an answer.

Being
single sucks.
As soon as you get used to the other person -- disciphering
what all those noises mean, figuring out how they take their coffee and
understanding that their moments of psychosis aren't a symptom of deep
mental illness, but a sign that it's just Tuesday -- the relationship
ends. All that painstaking, hard-fought interpersonal research rendered
useless and you're there alone, left to cuddle with your pillow set. There's
really nothing that can cushion the blow of discovering your other half
would rather be sucking face with anyone but you during the shot special
at the local bar, but, you know, there's this fine product to keep you
sane.



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