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05:50 - 29 November 2004
link day
Today marks the 25th anniversary of the release of Pink Floyd's The Wall, which is not only responsible for elevating the "concept album" recording to higher, mind-altering cinematic levels, but also for saddling LSD and mescaline users with an irrational fear of gigantic flying pigs. So, in recognition of Pink Floyd's achievement, play a cruel joke on that aging burn-out in your office by sneaking up behind them and yelling " If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!" and watch them shit their pants and hide under a desk. Good times. The following words seen below are LINKS!!! just mouse over them to get to what we here at who did it and ran, ink! are fun and interesting websites! so enjoy!!! Birthday clowns have a 20-to-1 shot of traumatizing a kid. This is a fact. Las Vegas keeps odds on these kind of things, we're sure. But it's a little known fact that petting zoos can be equally traumatic. One minute you're feeding smelly brown pellets to the goat and the next ... well ... we just can't talk about that right now. There's highbrow. There's lowbrow. And then there's monobrow. This site celebrates the latter, featuring the best in unplucked eyebrows from around the world. The kinds of brows that would make Ernie proud. Why, there's Arjan Amir of Nepal, whose monobrow is a two inch wide swath of destruction that has clearly never seen a pair of tweezers. (Do they even have those in Nepal?) Spend your day not working at this site, which includes monobrow-related games, links and movies -- a swath of content so complete it's only a matter of time before the monobrow replaces the mullet as the latest socially unacceptable, yet oddly hip, fashion faux pax to emulate. The Depression really messed up old people, didn't it? It's the reason why Grandpa has six dozen rolls of toilet paper and enough canned food to equip a neighborhood bomb shelter. It's why Grandma always comes home from Burger King with a five-inch wad of paper napkins, a half-finished Diet Coke and 46 ketchup packets. And the Depression, we're betting, is the reason why someone kept a bottle of Seven Seas Creamy Russian dressing in their refrigerator for the last three decades. You know, just in case someone came over and felt the urge to toss spoiled, toxing dressing over their greens.. Babies are cute. Grandparents are cute. Photos of babies with their grandparents are so cute, little rainbows and candy hearts spontaneously shoot out of our ass when we see them. But some twisted Photoshop genius got the idea to swap the babies' heads with their grandparents' in photos ... and now ... not so cute. In fact, it's really icky, some creepy combination of hilarious and horrifying. Suddenly, all those little rainbows and candy hearts are trying to come from whence they came and they're not taking no for an answer. Being single sucks. As soon as you get used to the other person -- disciphering what all those noises mean, figuring out how they take their coffee and understanding that their moments of psychosis aren't a symptom of deep mental illness, but a sign that it's just Tuesday -- the relationship ends. All that painstaking, hard-fought interpersonal research rendered useless and you're there alone, left to cuddle with your pillow set. There's really nothing that can cushion the blow of discovering your other half would rather be sucking face with anyone but you during the shot special at the local bar, but, you know, there's this fine product to keep you sane. Yar, Gus Openshaw be keepin' a blog about how a sperm whale be takin' his wife and kid and part of his arm. He be bloggin' fer revenge yes he be and each and every day he be showin' ye some scrimshaw or sharin' ye some tale about how he gonna be harpoonin' that whale's ass in the name of cold, hard justice. And wouldn't ye be knowin' it, Capt. Openshaw had gotten his revenge, but the State of California be rather interested in his activities out thar on the open seas. Arrr, matey, be prepared to be losin' some serious time swabbin' the deck lookin' at this little bit o' magic from the Interweb.
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