01:58 - 03 December 2004
pay day ramble, eat scrambled eggs!
well, anutter sleepless night here at who did it and ran, ink!! *SIGH*
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WELL NUTS!!!!!! 2 am and im wide awake!! and i got things to do when the sun makes its appearence later on, its check day dammit!!
i'm listening to my pal, elvis while im typing this. i got 300 songs downloaded to my win~dose media player...
i have a recurring dream that i dream when i sleep; see, my dream world is my other reality, one in which JFK served 2 terms, elvis never died, and i'm a filthy rotten rich admiral in the U.S. Navy, serving our current President, Edmond (teddy) Kennedy; theres no such thing as political correctness, theres a 50 foot WALL from san diego to texas keeping those economy wrecking bastards out! we aint at war with anyone, cause no one dares, after we blew russia to smithereens!! EVERY AMERICAN has a job and can afford to buy anything on the planet! so on and so forth....so when i get STARTLED AWAKE from this dream, and realised it happened again, i get a lil pissed! life aint fair, is it? heheeee.
i missed my monthly steak dinner last night, i was tired and fell asleep, i even missed jay leno; i was watching the news with brian williams (already i miss tom brokaw) and i fell asleep! my sleep patterns are all askew, and i got an appointment this coming monday at the VA and im gonna push the issue, i need to sleep like normal folks. when i take the zoloft, it helps me sleep, but gives me the running shits! bad side effect ah well..
elvis is singing "where did they go lord" elvis loved gospel and sang many gospel songs, where did they go lord was recorded in 1974. im a walking elvis encyclopedia, there aint a thing i dont know about elvis, i know ALL from january 8, 1935 to august 16, 1977. everytime i go to graceland (elvis home in memphis, tn. for you who dont know elvis) i cry 1000 tears. this may sound strange to y'all, but elvis is embedded in my psyche, hes a part of me like the skin on my bones. i hope to live long enough to see the 100th anniversity of elvis' birth on january 8, 2035. i will be 77 years old then. 77 strikes a nerve. elvis died in 77. im into numerology a lil bit, my fave number is 7 and when i played sports in school, my number was 7. as far as im concerened, the only decent music on the planet is elvis music. i really have no interest in other music like i do with elvis music. oh, i like classical music, jazz, bluegrass, 50's music, 40's music, but it dont hold a candle to elvis.
ever wonder why elvis never performed outside the u.s.? its cause his manager, col. tom parker was an ILLEGAL! thats right folks, he was born in holland, and snuck into the us sometime during world war 2, and was a carnival barker and managed hank snow when he found elvis in 1956. so as a result elvis never performed outside the u.s. cause the col. didnt have a birth certificate and couldnt get a passport!
well, yesterday, i got a FREE PRINTER!! not 1 but 2 of them!!! manager doyle was gonna throw them out, along with a monitor and a bag of puter stuff i havent even gone thru yet! the printers work and one of the things i have to do today is get a black ink cartridge! SCORE!!!!! i told doyle if he had any puter stuff he needed to throw away, throw them MY WAY!! damm, i got it GOOD here! nice room swell part time job here in the hotel, etc etc!! kinda gives a fella incentive to stick around, dont it? heheheee.
YA, i may have a bi-polar disorder, i may get shit in the dirt depressed at times, but all in all, life for me is good now, and the main thing is i dont let my depression get the best of me, and i try to be humourous in my situations where things get all fucked up! ya, i get pissed when that happens, but i dont dwell on it. i cant allow that to happen! I am in control of my EMOTIONS, i rule them i dont ALLOW emotions to rule me. i refuse to. cause if i do, that will be the end of me, and off to hospital i go! and i need that like i need a hole in my head!
i have to work tonight, from 5 pm to 1 am then sleep and work sat from 9 to 5, then work again from 1 am to 9 am sun morning!! and i got lotsa things to do today, some of which i wont have time to get done, like laundry... heres my planned itenery for the day, if ya interested......
8am: post office, 265 dollar money order for rent, 29.90 money order for tv
8:30 off to a resturant for a breakfast of fried eggs, well cooked potatoes, ham bacon, and sausage, toast and coffee, maybe orange juice.
10am: computer store to get battery, ink cartridge, and new video card.
11am grocery shopping
1 pm return to the inner sanctum and pay my rent, put away groceries, clean the room, shower, and rest.
5 pm work!! YAY!!
6 pm order meat filled pizza from papa johns!!
IM EXCITED!!!!!
it dont take much to get me smiling!!
well dear reader, i've rambled on long enuff...have i told you lately that i love you? well, darling im telling you now!! my heart would break in two if i should lose you.....hehehee.. elvis song! i just typed it automatically while i was hearing the song.... like i sez i've rambled on long enuff.. im gonna TRY to lay down (ya right, while i been typing here, i have drank a pot of coffee) its 3:30am, im gonna read my papers from east to west, and i just may go to dennys for breakfast instead of my usual plan, dennys has a killer meat breakfast platter with scrambled eggs, onion, peppers and meat!! sounds like a plan!!
ok ok im ending this drivel!!!
have a slap happy day, and dont forget to feed the cat! he will love you unconditionally for it!
