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03:50 - 15 December 2004
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good morning one and all, y'all!(the "y'all" wuz fer ahr suthern reeders!)

only 10 more shoplifting days til ho ho ho, green giant! (xmas)
everytime i think of the phrase, ho ho ho, i think of the green giant, not santa, and if ya ask who the green giant is, ya too young to be reading this drivel, so go back to bed! hehheee.

i got a suprise from doyle, the manager yesterday, a 100 dollar xmas bonus!

i JUST got this job! my second paycheck is at the end of this week! and i get a bonus? wheeeeeeeeeeeee!

i went to sleep happy and grateful last nite; i found a place thats clean, quiet, cheep, and best of all, a lil job to help me scrape by! and diaryland! before all this fell into place, i was only planning to stay in the land of salt and pepper just a couple of months, and i been here since june! a new world land speed record for me! i always said that if i found a nice place to live where i can afford to live, i would stay, and so here i stay! i havent pissed anyone off either! amazing!!

here is a pic of me back in the day when i worked at yahoo!!

so you see, here's proof i'm certified!

BACK inna previous life, i was a long haul truck driver, and heres a lil tale from back in the day...

one of the many things i usta pull when i was driving was sitting in the passenger seat and looking down at the lil tiny 4 wheelers (cars) that we passed; what i would do was if i saw ya while we passed by, i'd tell my co-driver to stay along side of the car, while i looked down at ya driving, until you looked up at me, then the fun started! i'd wave at ya, (hiya) you'd wave back, then i'd start pointing frantically toward the back of ya car, then frantically wave my arms inna circular motion and have a panic look on my face! and point frantically and wave; a confused look would be on ya face, you look back toward the back of ya car; then, i'd have a sign that read tire fire!!!!! i'd show that in the window, and laugh as you'd pull over, and we'd speed away! wheeeeeeee!

there usta be a 76 truck stop in youngstown, ohio that we'd goto every week, and we was known for our antics!
one fine day, we happened by and the resturant was having a catfish and hush puppies and fries special, all you can eat, 2.99! so, we there!!
we caught a brand new waitress, young and pretty, and not familiar with the ways of our world! now whenever we'd pull a gag on a waitress, we'd always leave a 20 dollar tip when the fun was over! so on this particular day, we got the all you can eat catfish, and had this poor gal running amok with our orders! one of the things we did, was we had brought our thermos' in and when she'd pour the coffee and start to walk away, we'd quickly dump the coffee in the hidden thermos and say, hay! how bout some coffee? elasped time between coffee cup pourings and wanting refills, less than 10 seconds! hehheheee! drove her nuts!!!

then the coup de grace` time to pay the bill! we had run up the bill a bit with take out orders, and such, and so when we got the check, i'd start in while the poor gal was standing there; i'd make like i was reaching for my money, then gasp, "sheeit!! im friggen broke!~ WTF?!! we DID get our advances, DIN'T WE??" (straight face)
"ya bill sez, i got mine! then he reaches for his wallet!" gasp! "aw sheeit, my moneys gone!!" i start yellin, "i tole you NOT to be messin with dem hookers, bill" "they stole ya money again, and i KNOW the boss tole me he aint givin me any advances this week!!"

MEANWHILE, the brand new waitress just stands there, confused by the banter and puzzled as to what to do...
"we is broke hun, and dammit, this makes me sick! i'm sorry, i dont know what to say!!"
we had about a $30 bill goin here...
brand new young waitress, stands there, and the effect we get starts!
she starts bawling, and stamping her lil feet! "WHAAAA!!! I QUIT!!! IM NOT PAYING FOR THIS OUTTA MY CHECK!!! GAWD DAMM TRUCKERS!!! MAMA TOLE ME NOT TO WORK HERE!! WHAAAA!

now, at this point, the resturant manager comes out, we know him, and he knows whats up with us, and sez "whats goin on here, betsy?"
"these assholes here came in here, KNOWIN they didnt have any money and rang up a large bill!"
oh ya, he sez, no money huh? well betsy, remember i tole you that if something like this happens, its comming outta ya check!!!

WHHAAAAA!!! TEARS start flowing, sadness abounds!!!

I QUIT!!! IM NOT PAYIN FOR THIS!!! FRIGGEN TRUCK DRIVERS!!! STOMP STOMP STOMP go the feet!!!!

just about that time, i pull out a wad of bills!! and sez, awww looky here, i got some cash money here!!!

the whole resturant starts whaling!!! HAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHAAA!!!!!

betsy the new waitress has been broken in!! she got a 20 dollar tip, and we paid our tab!!! and fun was had by all!!! betsy smiled and the tears went away, she was a good sport about it!!

oh by the way, i'm going to the main office today we is havin a christmas party starts at noon! free food and lots of it, maybe presents too! who knows?? it will be nice to get outta here for a while and have fun!!






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ADDUNDUM!!! 0840am. one of our residents that comes down and plays with the payphone in the middle of the night dialed 911!!! now the cops is looking for him!!!

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