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1103289717 - 17 December 2004
happy friday!!!
happy friday!!!!

well, dland god was hungry and ate my entry, so i will havta type it again!!

well, i got this hunk 'o junk working again; win~doze 98 mind u, but thats ok; just a coupla more daze til my planned wal mart invasion! ennyone wanna try to guess how long it will take me from entry to exit to get the NEW PUTER?? heheheee!

i was watchin CSI last night, repeats, BOTH episodes; and suffering from puter withdrawls; similar to needing a smoke;
and, looking down at the rubble that has a gall to call itself a computer, sorry, no pic; i dont have a camera, BUT when i get the NEW PUTER, i will recreate the rubble and take a webcam pic to show you!

SO, anyhoo, what i did was tear everything off the motherboard, and then, setting the pieces on the bed, and like the POGO game jigsaw detective, proceeded to put humpty dumpty back together again!!
so, by midnite, i was back online!!
then, i went to check my GMAIL, and GMAIL dont work on innernet exploder 5, so i downloaded innernet exploder 6. now the sound drivers refused to load, i dont care, just a coupla more days til the wal mart invasion! when D-DAY arrives, enny side bets on how fast from entry til exit to get THE PUTER? heheheeee...

yesterday afternoon, i was looking on craigslist at work and seen an ad for a all in one mac sans keyboard and mouse, for $20 american! so i emailed the owners and asked em to call me, and they did, and i tole them i am willing to get the mac for $20, and gave them directions to get to my place!

THEY NEVER SHOWED UP!!!

now i just hate it when people tell me they are going to do something, and they DONT DO IT!! CHEESUS H. CHRISTMAS!!
well, its too late now! they didnt wanna show up, so frig it, if they call me and give excuses, i aint buyin! piss on em! when i say i'm gonna do something, i do it! no excuses!
Just 8 more shoplifting daze til xmas! r u ready?

chaosdaily's cat, ZORRO is sick! please lets think good thoughts and hope ZORRO will be ok! yesterday, i snail mailed a card to BOXX9000

SO now im just in a sit and spin pattern, i worked yesterday, manager doyle was sick, so he asked me to work, and its a new pay cycle, and i got 7 and 1/2 hours so far, my REGULAR shift is 1 am to 9 am sunday, and last pay cycle i got 59 hours, and thats good enuff for gubbermint work!

now heres my contribution to the xmas mess! DECK US ALL WITH BOSTON CHARLIE, words by WALT KELLY, creator of POGO (the comic strip, not the game)

Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo!
Nora's freezin' on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!

Don't we know archaic barrel,
Lullaby Lilla boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don't love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!

Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
Polly wolly cracker n' too-da-loo!
Hunky Dory's pop is lolly gaggin' on the wagon,
Willy, folly go through!

Donkey Bonny brays a carol,
Antelope Cantaloup, 'lope with you!
Chollie's collie barks at Barrow,
Harum scarum five alarum bung-a-loo!

Duck us all in bowls of barley,
Hinky dinky dink an' Polly Voo!
Chilly Filly's name is Chollie,
Chollie Filly's jolly chilly view halloo!

Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
Double-bubble, toyland trouble! Woof, Woof, Woof!
Tizzy seas on melon collie!
Dibble-dabble, scribble-scrabble! Goof, Goof, Goof!

Tickle salty boss anchovie
Wash a wash a wall Anna Kangaroo
Ducky allus bows to Polly,
Prolly Wally would but har'ly do!

Dock us all a bowsprit, Solly --
Golly, Solly's cold and so's ol' Lou!

and wid dat, i bid ya a-doo! and hava slap happy friday, and please feed the cat, he's hungry!!! MEOOOWWW! heheeee!

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