09:55 - 20 December 2004
WAL MART INVASION SUCCESS!!!! 2ND ENTRY OF DE DAY!!!
SECOND ENTRY OF DE DAY!!!
GOOD MORNING MR AND MRS AMERICA AND ALL THE SHIPS AT SEA!!!!
NEWSFLASH!!!
THE WAL MART INVASION WAS A COMPLETE AND TOTAL SUCCESS!!!!!
VICTORY WAS ACHIVED EARLY THIS MORNING, WHEN OUR HERO, (NAMELY, ME!!) HAULED ASS INTO WALMART AND WENT STRAIGHT FOR THE COMPUTERS!!!
AND, LOOKING AROUND AT FIRST, I DIDNT SEE WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR!! SO, I GRABBED A PRISIONER...(WAL MART EMPLOYEE) AND SEZ, WHERE IS THE PUTERS THAT ARE ON SALE??
HE WILLINGLY AND WITHOUT FURTHER NAGGING, DIRECTED ME TO THE JEWEL I HAVE SEIZED AND IN MY POSSESSION NOW!!!
$398.00 AMERICAN, PLUS TAX, FOR A GRAND TOTAL OF..........
FOUR HUNDRED AND TWENTY FOUR US DOLLARS AND TWENTY SEVEN US CENTS!!!!
VICTORY WAS ACHIEVED!!
I NOW OWN A BRAND NEW FRESH OUT THE BOX, NEVER BEEN USED BEFORE COMPUTER!!! YAY!!!!
COMPAQ PRESARIO DESKTOP PC WITH FS7600 17" FLAT SCREEN CRT MONITOR!
INTEL CELERON D PROCESSOR 325!
256 MB PC2700 DDR SDRAM MEMORY!
40 GIG HARD DRIVE!
CD-RW DRIVE 48X32X48X MAX SPEED!
V92 DATA FAX MODEM(WHO CARES! DIAL UP!)
WINDOWS XP HOMELESS EDITION!(HEHEEHEE)
NORTON ANTI VIRUS 2004!
MS OFFICE!
WORKS!
IT WORKS!!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
IM SO HAPPY! ME SO HAPPY!! HAHAHAA!!!
WHATTA COUNTRY!!
ITS GOT COVERS FOR THE CD DRIVE!
NO FLOPPY THO, BUT I GOT 3 FLOPPY DRIVES!!
GUESS WHERE THE OLD PIECE O' SHIT PUTER IS GOING?
DUMPSTER LAND!!!
GOT SPEAKERS TOO!~~~
I CAN LISTEN TO KGO!!!
NO FOOLIN WITH SLOTS TO GET THINGS WORKING!
TURN IT ON AND GO!!!
HO HO HO!~
I GOT SLOTS FOR THOSE LIL MEMORY CARDS TOO!
NOW, BOYS AND GIRLS, IM GONNA PLAY WITH MY BRAND NEW COMPUTER, BUT THERES ONE THING I DO NOT NEED TO DO!!
I DONT NEED TO PERFORM SURGERY!!!
WHEEEEEEEEEEE!
HAPPY HAPPY XMAS TO MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
