good morning world leaders!
wanna know why we been having nutzo weather? its because when Mr. Tsunami Hit, the NORTH POLE shifted ONE INCH to the east!

now, dont panic, we aint gonna blow up like krypton or anything like that!

a big thanky thanky yous to all the people who commented yesterday! tis just swell that we all have different opinions on things, and i am happy that even though i joke about getting nasty comments, no one left a nasty comment! everyone who disagreed with my stance, did so with honour and dignity! i have 4 gmail invites to give away! gmail is from google, the worlds best search engine. its email with a twist! try it, ya like it! just email me and ask for one(please, please, art pretty please, can i hava gmail invite!) heheheee! no really u dont have to beg, just say gimme one and i will do so! i dont win any prizes for giving away gmails i just dont feel like going into craigslist and having strangers get em, i want my diaryland readers to have em! so, jump on the bandwagon, hurry, while supplies last!

since it is the end of the "lets feel sorry for the homeless" season, and the tv and radio crews have gone to find more havoc to reap, and since in my previous profession of professional amtrak rider and all around homeless person, todays diatribe is on: what do ya really think of the homeless here in el norte del americano? dont pull any punches, i know some homeless are alcohol filled scumshits, but udders are just trying to get by in todays greedy society! so tell me what ya think! i wont get mad, or upset; so say a few syllables i like syllables!

do ya think the majority of homeless are lazy? retarded? or just plain cant seem to get it together? and do ya think the gubbermint is doing enuff to help those who wanna help them selves, or are they just looking for a hand out? when i was homeless, i didnt beg for money, rarely did i sleep outside, unless i went to a night baseball game, and i kept clean, and didnt offend anyone. i see some real scumshits out here in the street, and with places to go to get some clean clothes, and a hot shower with soap, theres no excuse for being scuzzy just because ya living out in the street, and if ya use mental illness as an excuse, well, then that means you cannot take care of yaself and should be inna institution! by the way, for those of you who read my drivel, if ya live in a major city, and see homeless beg for cash, dont give them any! there are places where they can get a hot meal, a hot shower, and a warm bed! if ya dont know where they can go to get these things, ask me, i will tell ya where to get this stuff! i been in every major city in north america, and know where all the stuff is at in any given city or town!

so, thats the diatribe for today, let me know what ya think!

extra special hugs and hearts goto my pals yarnsmith and boxx9000 yarnsmith just got a brand spanking new, outta the box job making more money than the law allows, and is working very hard to get out of her current situation, and boxx9000 is a very good teacher who is having a very hard time dealing with a total asswipe who needs a severe beating! so go read these fine women, and give them lots of support and encouragement, they are truly brave souls, who are trying to improve their lot in life! so go pay em a visit, and read their adventures, and tell em artie sent ya!

one last smear.... i have yet to see my banners running they say the daily drivel on em, has ennyone seen them running in here? also join my diaryring: rantandrave just look for the rantandrave diaryring box here on this page, and click on the home link. also join my notify list and they will spam ya when i update!

have a slap happy day, its wednesday already, and bring the cat inside the house its cold freezo outside,
and feed him a warm bowl of stuff, he will love ya for it!

this has been a screen gems/filmways presentation!

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