04:45 - 13 January 2005
hopefully, i will be feeling better later
heres our joke o' de day!
Morris Goldstein finished his college education and decided his future was in radio broadcasting. After college he graduated from Yale's famous master's program in Performing Arts. Not satisfied he took further training at the famous New York Academy of Public Speaking.
With all his degrees in hand Morris got his first interview for a radio announcer's job at WKWK Radio in Manhattan.
That night Morris sadly admitted to his friend Jerry that he was turned down on his first interview for a radio announcer's job.
Friend Jerry said. "But why Morris, you have all the education and degrees?"
Morris said with great sadness, "B-b-bec-c-caus-se t-t-hey-y a-a-ar-re
a-aa-an-n-nt-ti ss-sse-m-m-met-tic aa-at w-k-k-w-w-k-k-k ! "
oy vey!
this next lil drivel comes from next weeks issue of time magazine, and upon seeing it, we decided to place it in our "crock 'o shit" files!
7- avg. number of points by which children exposed to second hand smoke score lower on standardised tests than those exposed to little or no smoke.
40%- percent of children exposed to smoke at home
we here at who done it and ran, ink!! say!!! BOOYAH! WHAT A CROCK 'O SHIT!!
blame it on us smokers why doncha!
everything gets blamed on smoking these days!
I SAY FUCK YOU! im sick and tired of these friggen weasels blaming EVERYTHING on smoking and 2nd hand smoke!
for you NON SMOKERS out there, go drink ya SMOOTHIES and LATTES and take a good healthy SHIT cause ya constipated!
theres a tv ad running here, i dunno if it runs throughout the country, but anyhoo, its a guy in his 50's ranting and pacing and arms flailing about, loudly proclaiming with a very tense look upon his face the perils of smoking, and how you REALLY dont need that cigarette! and how do i know he asks? cause he usta be a smoker too! i quit, he sez, and so can you! ya he quit alright! hes BANTING ABOUT like he needs a good smoke!!! THATS his problem!
that was hard to describe, really, cause its one of those things you need to see to know what i mean.
i am sick and tired of hearing people shove the perils of smoking down our throats; so SHADDUP ALREADY!!!
theres 3.5 million flu shots still available; have you got yours? hurry, while supplies lasts!
CHINA has reached the 1.3 BILLION MARK in population, when a boy was born in beijing last thursday, a level officals sez whould have been hit 4 years ago without the country's controversial one child policy.
119 to 100 ratio of chinese boys to girls attributed to some parents making sure thier ONE CHILD is a boy by ABORTING female fetuses. FUCKING RETARDED MURDERERS!!! thank god we dont live in china. land of the cat and dog eaters....
time for a nap, i just feel blah today!
b4 i go slither into a corner and cry, i wanna thank my pal, miss poola de pie-rat for technical assistance on my diaryring logo. thanky thanky yous! miss poola! whatta pal!
