7:15 mountain goat time - 22 February 2005
I WOKE UP LATE EDITION
happy tuesday!
banner contest:
whereas it is that i have 75,000 banner views left, and i have YET to see my banner fly gracefully about here in diaryland;
whereas my current banners ave ceased to exist here in diaryland;
whereas there are alot of people out here that read my drivel, i am announcing that i will be heretofore conducting a contest;
therefore, by the powers vested in me as the supreme allied commander of the universe, and sole owner of this drivel, i declare that on this day in february, in the year 2005 of the 21st century on planet earth i am conducting a contest of skill and creatitivy:
someone please draw me up a banner for all to see here in diaryland! the winner will recieve a gmail invite and a rousing thanky thanky yous!
rules:
no vulgar, or nastyness allowed!
contest is open to all here who pretends to read or actually reads this drivel!
so break out those coloured sharpies, and lets get started!
when you have coloured between the lines, and have had the teacher grade your work, submit the masterpiece to me via electronic mail at:
[email protected]
you must be over the age of 3 and a legal resident of planet earth to qualify!
contest will close at the end of business on the day i pick the winner!
so, what are you waiting for! hurry! the contest is almost over!!
good luck!
sad news to me at least:
today is the next to the LAST episode of my all time favourite show, NYPD BLUE! the bastards at ABC, are cancelling the show! assholes! and they wonder why the network is doing ever so poorly in the ratings, what with their stupid comedy shows, lousy news programmes, lousy sob story movies,and in general, run by a company that boasts a stupid mouse as its icon! NYPD BLUE was the best thing since sliced bread for these morons! and what are they replacing this fine show with? some dumb ass would never happen in real life cop show called "blind justice" about a cop who gets blinded by a gunshot, and instead of retiring, convinces the powers that be that he can still do his job! what a farce! it wont last, mark my words! this slop shit is doomed from the start! is this slop supposed to be inspirational somehow? cheesus h. crispy cremes! well, i can always watch my udder favourite show of all time, on NBC, Law and Order, special victims unit!!! yay!!! tuesday tv lives on!
so you can see, i dont have a life, and live vicariously thru the wonders of television! NBC by far has the best prime time shows; and jay leno too! but hes retiring in 2010, and if im still alive then, i aint watching the tonight show anymore if they replace jay with that slothenly moron, conan o brien! for an irishman, he is a jackass, and his show sucks dead ass! did you know this fool usta write for the simpsons?
note to my pal boxx yea, the sign works really great! when i have the sign up on the door, people stay away like the plague! and they come back later and tell me, i seen the sign on the door, so i decided to come back later! even the ciggy moocher!! thanky thanky yous!! whatta pal, whatta pal!!!
well, since i STOPPED sharing my bandwith to the so called "computer wiz" that told me that yahoo messenger and google is full of bugs! hahahaaaa! what a maroon! and he is unclear on the concept, cause he uses peer to peer networks that are chock full of viruses and shit that will destroy the meatiest of hard drives, i have not had ANY PROBLEMS with my puter! hmmmm, i wonder why..... hehehehee! sunday, i ran a complete system restore that compaq has in this thing, and it wiped the drive squeaky clean, so, im shitting in tall cotton again! ha!
well, thats all there is, there is no more, so y'all that dont have jobs, i give ya a big hug, and get out there and find that dream job you want! and as for the rest of you that have jobs, QUICK!! hit that big X on the top right hand side of the screen, THE BOSS is coming!!!
hava slap-happy day folks! and thanks for feeling sorry for me and reading this snivel de drivel!!!! wheeeeeee!
FACT OF THE DAY, BROUGHT TO YA BY BRILLO,BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS!!!
Science takes a giant, if controversial, leap forward today in 1997 as the existence of a sheep named 'Dolly' is announced to the world. Dolly's special status was due to her being the first mammal ever cloned from an adult cell. After her death, she was stuffed and placed in state in the Royal Museum of Scotland. Not baaaad for a humble little sheep.
cat of de day!
