07:20 - 05 March 2005
im a gazillionaire!!! heheheee!!
WELL gawd-damm!!! i FINALLY struck it rich!!! why do people do this?
co-ordinator
FROM: THE DIRECTOR
EUROPEAN PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
REF:EL3/9318/04
BATCH:8/163/EL.
Attn: Dear Sir/Madam,
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners
International programs held on the 30/8/2004.
Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: EL-23133 with serial
Number: EL-123542, batch number: 8/163/EL-35, lottery Ref number: EL-9318
and drew lucky numbers 7-1-8-36-4-22 which consequently won in the 1st
category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of
US$1,500,000.00 (One Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States dollars)
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your Winning
information confidential until your claims has been Processed and your money
Remitted to you. This is part of our Security protocol to avoid double
claiming and unwarranted abuse of This program by some participants. All
participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over
40,000 company and 20,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all
over the world.
This promotional program takes place every year. This lottery was Promoted
and sponsored by a group of successful electronic dealers. we hope with part
of your winning, you will take part in our next year US$20 million
international lottery. To file for your claim, please Contact our paying
officer: Contact Person: Mr. Paul Kluivert (Lottery Director) Mr. Paul
Kluivert
Tel: +31-649-218-234
Email: [email protected]
Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 14th of March,
2005.After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake.
Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications Please
remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all
correspondence.
Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as
soon as possible.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being
part of our promotional program.
Note:
Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
yours Sincerely,
Markus Klein
Tel: +31-649-218-234
well, sorry folks, i could not find a swiffer yesterday!! nor could i find pink capri pants big enuff to fit around my fat a$$!! hahhahaa!!
for those wonderful readers outside of north america, a swiffer is a item consisting of a broomstick, on the end is a sponge like pad in which you wrap around a cloth that attracts dust. and you can glide this about your hardwood floor, and dust with it. then when you are done, you can un-attach the cloth, and throw it away, and SOMEONE made a GAZILLION DOLLARS inventing this!!! I ended up getting a regular duster and a 20" emerson colour tv with dvd and vcr player built in, for 219 bucks, american!! wal mart prices!
all together now: "its coffeetime, its coffeetime, oh yes indeedy, its coffeetime!!!!"
hey! i gotta legitmate question out here! does anyone know about pokemon??
i got a nice lil colourful tin that is holding about over 100 pokemon trading cards. on the tin it sez pokemon trading card game. i wanna sell this on ebay, but i dont speak pokemon, i dont know what i have is worthwhile! so anybuddy out here who knows? let me know!! i need to be educated. thanks!!
SPRING HAS SPRUNG!!! O GOODY MON!!! at least around these parts, anyhoo, its gonna be in the hi 50's and low 60's all week!!
i know i sez this just the udder day, but i sez it again! its BASEBALL SEASON!!! YAY!!! all is right again with the world!! in october, i wanna see: 1: my 47th birthday 2: good ole barry bonds become the all time, number 1 home run king and 3: the san francisco giants and the boston red sox in the world series!!! now, theres somfin to look forward to!! hay, everybuddy!! hava slap-happy saturday!!! its laundry day and grocery shopping day!!!
now, for those of you who missed this jewel, i added this yesterday, well after most of you swell folks aready read the drivel:
a picture of the NORTH POLE!!
TRUE FACT OF THE DAY, HAY HAY!!
It's a happy day for rock'n'rollers everywhere as Elvis Presley finally finishes his stint in the US Army today in 1960. Elvis had served in the 3rd Armoured Division based in Germany, and whilst there had met a certain young woman called Priscilla Anne Beaulieu who was to become his wife in 1967!!
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