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06:29 - 11 March 2005
friday news to snooze by!!
happy friday!!! i woke up this morning and turned on the news, and was greeted by watching a fabulous shootout in the streets of los angeles by the los angeles police department and a supposed drunk driver. for all the gory details, click here! read how people are warped in their thinking, and notice that the idiots quoted in the article defend the fuckheads that shot at police. you do NOT shoot at POLICE!! these "people" have a very warped perception of how things in my country work. in my country, police officers are swown to protect and serve the public, and they do just a very fine job, especially in los angeles! the brave police officers in los angeles who participated in taking this scumshit off the street should be commended; they have done their jobs with honour!!!

i have a great deal of respect for police who do their job. i have been known to call them "jack booted thugs" and when i do call them that, they deserve the moniker. for a classic example of jack booted thugs at work, click here!



i will never buy meat that is "on sale" ever again! 3 days ago, i was at the market and got some stew meat that was "on sale" and last night, i went to get it to cook it up, and noticed that it turned BROWN from the time i bought it and brought it home until last night! unbelievable! theres nuffin wrong with my refrigeator, it works just swell!

DEAL OF DE DAY!! YAY!!

yesterday, i had a coupon for 10 bucks of a brita water filter system, and i went to the store to get it, cause my tap water tastes like its been thru a brillo pad! so, after getting that, and a 18 pack of eggs, and a tub of butter, i went to checkout. the total of all 3 items was $41.01; with the 10 buck off coupon, the total was $31.01. the brita water filter system costs $34.99! so, with the coupon, i got "free" eggs and butter, and saved $3.98!! whatta country!!

JASON UPDATE!

well, jason failed his drug test, as i knew he would! doyle the manager told me that i will have to work his shifts for a week! yay for me! jason is an alright guy, he just has problems. doyle the manager dont wanna fire him, but he is gonna take him to the main office today so he can get a good ass chewing. doyle the manager dont wanna have to fire him, and find and hire a new security guard. so, we will see what happens. i will know more later on.



i got a PRIZE in the mail yesterday!! a lil while ago, i happened to mention here that one of my favourite toys i had when i was a rugrat was a slinky, and that i havent seen a slinky in 30 years! so i got this lil package in the mail yesterday from my pal, cosmicrayola!! and lo and behold, when i opened the lil box like an excited child at christmas, inside was a brand new in the box, slinky!! wheeeee!! everyone loves a slinky!! whatta pal!! thanks, cosmic!!! the udder day, i found and bought the movie "RAY" with jaime foxx as ray charles, and i gotta tell ya, it is the best damm movie i have seen in ages!! so, after watching it, i went to the post office to send it to cosmic, so she can see this masterpiece also! jamie foxx shuddda won the oscar for this movie! he got screwed!!

Easter must be coming soon because this year's crop of marshmallow Peeps has hatched and the Lord, your savior, is about to rise again, again! The Passion of the Christ is re-released today � this time with a mandate, baby! Following three Oscar nominations and zero wins for its cinematography (arid vistas), makeup (blood, grime) and score (ominous chanting), Jesus is going to start spending all that political capital he's acquired.

Jews, liberals, secular heathens and those who prefer English-language or first-run films might instead want to catch Robots, the exercise in digitally animated mediocrity, also opening today. For a movie about a scrappy 'bot full of dents and dings that doesn't even fight in Battlebot-style death matches (and likely isn't halfway as awesome as The Iron Giant), they've somehow assembled a stellar roster of actors and comedians to (literally) phone in vocal performances: Ewan McGregor, Halle Berry, Mel Brooks, Robin Williams, Amanda Bynes, Greg Kinnear, Paul Giamatti, Stanley Tucci, Dianne Wiest, Drew Carey, Conan O'Brien, D.L. Hughley, Dan Hedaya, Jim Broadbent, Jennifer Coolidge, Jamie Kennedy, Carson Daly, Harland Williams, and -- wait, who slipped Carson Daly's name in the credits?

WELL, THATS ALL I HAVE, WHAT SAY YOU?? HAVA HAPPY FRIDAY!! ITS PAYDAY FOR SOME OF YOU!!



SAD FACT OF THE DAY:

On this day in 2004, Madrid suffered the worst terrorist outrage to afflict Europe in modern times. One hundred and ninety people were killed and one thousand injured when an Al-Qaeda-linked organisation detonated 10 bombs in Madrid's Athocha rail terminal.

CAT OF THE DAY!


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