05:32 - 29 March 2005
march is marching on, and udder stuff!
now, ya know, yesterdays drivel was a total gag! it was not meant to offend, sadden, or sicken anyone. dont be so sensitive! if ya didnt like it, sorry, but you were in the minority. now just because you were in the minority yesterday, dont think that gives you some kind of special "rights" because for yesterday, you were a minority! if ya thought that was bad, click THIS if you dare hahahaaa!!!

dreams....just before regaining conciousness this morning, i had a weird dream. i was on this starship with a crew of cats, and i was showing captain cat a dell laptop that i had just stole from some alien robots. it had saran wrap around it, and i had seen how it worked before i was rescued by the cats. i took the saran wrap off the laptop, and told the captain cat, "watch this" and i yelled "computer! activate!" then the monitor came on, and it spoke, "actvate passkey in 5....4.......3....2...."
then i woke up! sheesh!!!

now, remember february? that was last month, with 28 days? and how it just dragged ass all month long, and i pissed and moaned how february was just so damn slow? well, in comparison, this month, march, just got up, and marched right on by! zoom! its the 29th already!!! what the hell happened?

now, its raining again!! (whine) cold too! yesterday morning at this time it was 55 degrees here, and as the sun made it weak apperance here, the temp actually dropped 15 degrees as the day progressed! something screwed up here! isnt the temp supposed to rise mr. sun comes out? isnt that the idea? the winter mongrels and hangers on are still talking about more snow! wake up! its spring! that means no more snow! the temp is supposed to rise, not fall! baseball is in the air! not football!! used to be back in the old daze, when the weather was bad, and we blamed the soviets, because they had a "weather machine" that the evil empire could wreak havoc upon us with!! hahhahaa!! who can we blame the bad nasty weather on now???

futon users! i have a question for ya! how do ya keep the matress from slipping from the frame when the futon is in the couch position? any good suggestions, let me know! all contributions to the cause will be appreciated!

a couple of questions, and my answers
1.if given an oppurtunity to do life over again from day one, what would you change?

A. well i wouldnt have been such an asshole, no smoking, no drinking, and i would have stayed in school, and gone onto college, graduated, and have become a professional baseball player.

2. if given an oppurtunity to climb aboard a time machine and was told you can change history, what would you change?

A. well, i would start by preventing the kennedy assassinations, and mlk too. then, i would somehow convince elvis that he will die if he didnt shape up!

3. if there was one job that you can have, what would it be?

A. i would absolutely love to own and run a lil diner, and cook breakfast for everyone! i really do enjoy slinging hash and eggs, and making coffee!

4. if, suddenly, you were given, oh say, 80 billion dollars, and was told that the only stipulation in keeping the money was that you had to do something to improve life in your community, what would you do?

A. well, i for one would build a huge homeless shelter, and big enuff so there would be no homeless people in the city, and train the people to become self-suffencient.

well, i have to work today from 9 am to 5 pm, manager training going on here! i have to start looking ahead, and most of all, planning ahead. this place is scheduled to be sold in about 2 years, and at that time, we are going to be going to a better building, and this place here will be torn down, and if i dont start now, i may be out of a job when the time comes! i mean, what if we goto the new building, and theres no need for having security there? if so, and i just sit here on my thumbs, i will miss the boat! and i already have missed lotsa boats! so, i figure that if i train to become a manager and get to run one of these buildings, im good to go. i've kinda gotten into the habit of wanting a lil spending cash in my pocket.

so, anyhoo, i have to get ready for the day! some of you people had a shitty day yesterday. well that was yesterday. this is a new day here, and so be happy and try to make the most of it!

thats all for now......

CAT OF THE DAY

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