too friggen early!!! - Monday, Apr. 18, 2005
stuff that happened over the weekend, but was to lazy to post sunday morning
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it just seems that no matter how much sleep you get, ya still wake up in the morning, in a damn fog.
i slept from 9am to 11:30am woke up to a screaming bladder, then slept from noon til 6 pm, cooked supper, shake an bake chicken, taters, green beans. slept again from 7 til 9, seen that ellen de generes was on one of the 1000's of HBO channels i get. she sucked ass. she sucks ass anyway. then from 10 to 10:30, i piddled around on the puter, (no, i didnt PISS on it!!) then, at 10:30, back to HBO for whoopi goldberg!! i taped it!! 90 minutes of sheer fun, and stuff to think about!!! pure brilliance!! then sleep from midnite til 4 am, now , im up for the day! so lets see...theres 2.5 + 6 + 2 + 4 = 14.5 hours of sleep. my head hurts! coffee time!!! strange dream too.
a rich woman in her 30's with a kid in philly gave me a job as a cook/handyman after i came around from the mission, having just got into town, went to a ballgame, found out that the mission was full, and i was sleeping in the woods, which was this womans back yard!! eep! and it was raining, and i was telling this woman i am a chef, and looking for a work/live-in situation. so i got the job, and woke up. AGGGGG!!!
just a dream, folks! not real! phhoey!!
FRIDAY, or was it thursday? sometime in there, jason, one of the guys that works here with me, got his bike stolen down at the plasma center. he had it locked on a parking meter with one of those so called indestructable locks wit the U bolt. somebody in this town has a sling of keys. there was no lock debris on the ground, the bike was locked from the frame, and the only logical thing was that some 1 has a sing of keys. i once worked for a guy in memphis who got cars from the auction, and if there was no key, no problem! this guy had a sling of keys for every make and model of car ever built! just pick the key box for a ford, for instance, and try every key in there til one worked!! you will find one eventually!!! so, he got a nutter bike! 750 bucks! 750 bucks for a brand new bike??? thats insane~ i told him that I can get a CAR for what he paid for a bike!!! cheesus!!
heres a WTF for ya, sometime last week, i noticed that my ceiling fan wasnt working, or the lights either. everything else was working, and i had my lamp on, WTF?? so i went down to the breakers, and no dice. so i went and told doyle the manager, and he put in a work order. friday morning, the electricians came, and a few hours later, discovered the problem, the moronic retarded jackass that moved in next door from downstairs, WHY, doyle, WHY? (of all the open rooms up here, he puts this shitball next door to me!!) so, it was discovered that brain boy CUT some wires in his room, which are connected to my lightswitch which controls my overhead light and ceiling fan!! GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! he is SO lucky, if my puter and TV were involved in this fiasco, i would have slapped the shit outta his dense skull!!! what a buffoon~~brainless told the electrician that he had the same problem downstairs in his old room!! Doyle the manager wrote up a lease violation on him. and blasted the shit outta him!
friday night, i was minding my own business watching one of my favourite shows, JAG when after the show, CBS then told me that there will be just 2 more episodes, then thats that!! NO MORE JAG!!!! what is the matter with these shitball TV networks??! anutter fine show getting cancelled!!! why not cancel the SLOP like fear factor, the nanny, or that real moronic show, survivor, or the great race??? now, all thats left for me is law and order, csi, house and 24. on may 8th, cbs is airing what looks like a mini-series about my pal, ELVIS! now, i seen the ads for this, they are gonna show E's life from the 50's and how he got his start. i dont know how hard they tryed to find an actor who looks like the young E. but i think they didnt look very hard. and they will play HIS songs while this unknown actor lip syncs. lets just see how accurate they are in this portrayal. listen to me bitch, and watch me complain to cbs when they dont get the facts straight. they better not screw this up!
so, ya dont think gays should get married? then dont marry one~
SATURDAY i slept til noon, watched baseball, played pogo with my pal boXx then, after awhile called her on the fone, live and in real person! i gotta tell ya, i was nervous!! just stammered a few syllables, asked if she was OK, then after a few minutes, someone knocked on the door (the moocher) so, i had to hang up. it was nice to talk to her and all, but it was nervous for me. shows you how socially inept i am! and i'm going to san diego to meet all you dlanders in october??? AGGGGGGG!!!! i better get my shit together!!!! I just hope i dont fall to pieces!!!
i worked from 1 am to 9 am, and it was slow. i was exausted, and one of the tenants with his pal decided to party all night! every time i came upstairs these drunkin idiots had the stereo blasting, i would knock on the door, tell em to turn it down, and they would, til i left then they would crank it back up again. well i wrote em up, and told doyle the manager sunday morning. he was pissed! he told me that he would take care of it, and if it happens again, just call the cops, and tell the cops to get em out! YAY!!! just what i wanted to hear!! GREAT!! let the drunking shitballs do that again NEXT week, watch what happens!!
SUNDAY MORNING, i was so damn tired, i just couldnt think straight, so thats why i posted the 1/2 assed entry.
now, its MONDAY!!!! YAY!!!! i get my walmart vaccumm/rug cleaner today!!! looking forward to that!! and i also bought a printer from an EBAY liquidator and thats coming by thursday, and i gotta rustle up a power cord for it, and maybe some ink. i got it for a shiny penny~ plus 25 bucks shipping! so, lets see what i get, something nice, or a hunk of junk! also coming this week, i bought a gaggle of ELVIS CD's from BMG MUSIC which used to be RCA, which RCA is whom E recorded for.
so, stuff to look forward to this week, wednesday is payday, and shopping for food. i still got most of my omaha ha ha ha steaks and stuff. everytime i say "omaha" i just have to say ha ha ha afterwards!
well, now, my head has cleared, im on my 5th cuppa coffee, and starting to wake up and face the day!! hay hay!! the conclave is going on as we speak, and they news sez that they think that we will have a new pope by wednesday!!
Cardinals Gather to Elect a New Pope
Cardinals attend a midmorning Mass in St. Peter's Basilica, at the Vatican, Monday, April 18, 2005. Representing 52 countries, the 115 crimson-robed cardinals were celebrating a midmorning Mass in the basilica before sequestering themselves in the Sistine Chapel for their conclave.
well, thats all the news from here lake o my gawd, where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking and all the children are above average!! hava slap happy day, and let the cat in, hes hungry!!!
FACT OF THE DAY
Rock 'n' roll singer Eddie Cochran dies today in 1960 after a road accident at Chippenham in England. Cochran's brief career produced several classic rock songs often covered since by other artists, including 'Cut Across Shorty' (Rod Stewart) 'Summertime Blues' (The Who), 'Something Else' (The Sex Pistols) and 'Three Steps to Heaven' (er...Showaddywaddy).
CAT OF THE DAY
