05:31 - Saturday, Apr. 23, 2005
slinky links!!!
hiya everybuddy! its saturday, which means its time once again for slinky links day! we here at who done it and ran, ink! havent had a slinky links day inna while, so we decided to put one up today!!
here now is.........

THE EVER GROWING
COLLECTION OF ASSORTED SLINKY LINKS AND FUN THINGS THAT WE FOUND HILARIOUS OR OTHERWISE
INTERESTING!!
JUST MOUSE OVER THE WORDS BELOW AND CLICK ON THEM TO GET TO THE SLINKY LINK! ENJOY!!!

We've
seen all kinds of fantastic Lego creations at this point. Like Lego
representations of "The Last Supper." Do you remember that one?
That was pretty cool. We've even come across Lego representations of historical
events, like Lincoln's assassination. But this Lego-ed out version of
the Bible might just take the cake. There are more than 2,000 illustrations,
some of which contain hot Lego nudity, sex, violence and cursing. Amen!
Hallelujah!

According
to the book that mom and dad brought home for us when we hit puberty,
there's absolutely nothing wrong with having a wet dream. It's just the
evil thoughts leaving your body at night, so that you don't turn into
Tommy Lee and get all kinds of handsy with other people when you're completely
wasted. As we've established, wet dreams are good. And so, it's rather
heartwarming to see that Chef Boyardee's wet dreams are being filmed and
shown on the Web.

"Kaba
Kick is russian roulette for kids. The player points the gun at his
or her own head and pulls the trigger. Instead of bullets, a pair of feet
kick out from the barrel (which is shaped like a pink hippo). If the gun
doesn't fire, the player earns points." Nice to see they're still
making educational toys.

European
commercials are about nineteen billion times better than American
commercials. Why? Because they're able to laugh at things without wondering
whether Jesus would be laughing, too. Like this little gem from the Swedish
furniture cult, Ikea, which doesn't sell hip furniture so much as the
virtue of keeping your place clean. Just imagine if *this* ran during
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition on Sunday? Exactly. (NOTE: It's
much funnier with the sound on.)

Since
we're all about being helpful today, we wanted to let you all know
that there's this totally bonkers lady out there who plays a "theremin
bra" and makes these psychedelic videos for her songs. Why, exactly,
is this helpful information, you wonder? Because you might have lived
your whole life without experiencing this and that is not a live fully
lived.

Thousands
of years ago, when people died they were lucky to be buried. But nowadays,
well, let's just say we've come a long way from pine boxes. There are
all kinds of caskets -- from rose to oak to mahogany and all the shades
in between, like "Ohio University," "Angels" and "United
States Air Force." Scroll down to see the really sweet ones.

You
have to work hard to give yourself a repetitive stress injury. Essentially,
you do the same thing over and over again until you inflame the tendons,
which attach muscles to bone, and the bursae, which act as a cushion between
the tendon and the bone. (These maladies are called "tendinitis"
and "bursitis".) Why the medical lesson? We wanted to warn you
-- this clip is highly addictive. We're on our 156th viewing this morning.
And boy does our arm hurt.

Dear
Mom, today was a great day at camp. We dressed up like D&D characters
and went into the woods to pretend we were slaying monsters. I got to
be the magician! And that means I have special lightning bolt powers.
It was so rad. I just kept yelling lightning bolt and throwing rocks at
my friends until they fell down. We even have video of it, remixed to
Slayer. In other news, I'm never coming home.

If
you've got, like, six minutes to burn at any point today, then please
get yourself a nice beverage, kick back, click this link and settle in
to watch some TV on your work computer. It's a little foreign film short
called "7:35 in the Morning" by a brilliant man named Nacho
Vigalondo, who was nominated for an Academy Award for best live action
short film. Try to dial down the ADD and pay attention, okay? It's totally
worth it.

It's
saturday and we're grumpy, so it's probably a decent time to check in
with the Lord to see if he can help us with the billions of problems that
are popping up if we'll openly admit how much we fucked up this past week.
(Granted, it's a long shot, but the caffeine hasn't kicked in yet.) Luckily,
these guys have collected all of the patron saints -- covering everything
from abdominal pain to wool manufacturers. It's like a Yellow Pages for
God.

CAT OF THE DAY

RED MEAT!!! WHATTA TREET!!!

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