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05:51 - Thursday, Apr. 28, 2005
entry #299 weird dreams!!!
entry 299
weird dreams~

with a rapid shaking/flipping of my wrists in rapid succession, i can fly! not like superman fly, but more like gentle liftoff then BOOM! but i was POPE! but i didnt want to go into the papal residence, i wanted to continue to wear my grey flannel suit and eat the porridge with the rest of the fellas. but i had THE pillow~ so i can fly! then, the secretary of defence, donald rumsfield, called me with the president, and i told him over the fone that the u.s. army scientists have develouped a very secret weapon that is the best in the world, and is infallable, and only I can operate it. he gave the go-ahead, and they invented a special rank for me, higher than a general even, which consisted of captains bars and an inverted eagle! but, i didnt want to wear a drab green army uniform, i wanted a pure white NAVAL uniform with captains stripes on the epaluets! instead of the flag rank, i had the newly minted eagle rank, which meant i was above everyone else. so i went to the skating rink, where in the back, i can watch TV. i HAD to watch my TV shows before all else. once the Tv shows was over, and then the news, and jay leno said his dialouge, and showed his funny headlines, then i can go whip ass on everyone!

so, i went, with my special powers that made me infallable, and my special uniform, i flew to iraq, and with a burst of wind, everyone instantly surrendered! then, with that fixed, i flew to afghanistan, and got osama bin laden, and hung him by his toenails, which were pretty long, but oops! the big toenail broke, and he fell, and shattered like a frog that was sprayed with O2 and dropped!

then it was onto israel, and they seen me coming, and they instantly gave the palestinians the land they wanted, and that was done. the north koreans surrendered to the south koreans, and the chinese welcomed democracy instantly upon my arrival!

then old fidel down in cuba, upon seeing me decided to retire and let his people run things, he went to the sugar cane farm and croaked. all the mexicans fled back across the border, and dared not come back across. i had the woolen blanket after all, and the easter seals!

president bush admitted that he stole the elections, and he put them back where they belonged! now, all was right with the world, and everyone loved everybody on my command! 1.2.3~~GO!!! then i woke up!

just a DREAM, folks! nothing to get excited about!



yesterday was maddening! doyle the manager called me and wanted me to work. when i went downstairs, he said the computer wont work anymore, he had unplugged it accidently, and plugged it right back in, and zzzaaap!!! fried the hard drive!!! so he took it back to the main office, and they are gonna put a new hard drive in it! i explained to him that ya just cannot plug it right back in immediatley after unplugging it. so now theres no puter in the office, and it started to rain again in the mid afternoon, and the roaches came out of the woodwork (stinking drunks) and wanted to stand in the doorways! i was busy all afternoon running them off. there was no one around in the morning when it was sunny and bright! the freaks came out only when it started to rain!! why they do that, i will never know! i was happy when 5 o clock came, i was tired, i wasnt expecting to work, the night before, i slept like crap, and was looking forward to sleeping 1/2 the day when doyle called me into work! o well! money! money is our ruler, not sleep! hehehe!! funny how attitudes change; when i was roaming the streets, going here and there, and i had nothing but maybe a laptop or a PDA, i didnt care! i did laundry the old fashioned way, when my clothes got dirty enough, i went to the mission where ever i was and got a fresh set of clothes! soon, next week, i will have lived here 10 months inna row, and money and stuff have taken over things with me. i get angry now at the homeless people that come around to hassle us, mainly because when i was out there, i hassled no one, and when it rained, i got my fat ass in a shelter. these ass-wipes dont have enuff sense to get in out of the rain!

im gonna have a good day wether i like it or not!! its gonna rain all the rest of the week, and i cant stop that, and i have a mountain of laundry to do, dishes in the sink, pogo to play, people in yahoo to talk to, food to eat, and a nap to take! so i have a busy day planned!!

yesterdays drivel contained all FAKE NEWS!!! every bit of it was FAKE!! fooled ya's hahahaahaa!!!!! thanks for the comments!!










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On this day in 1558, Walter Mylne was burned at the stake for heresy at St Andrews. He was the last Protestant martyr in pre-Reformation Scotland.

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