16:08 - Friday, May. 06, 2005
survey sez.....
EVENING EDITION!!!!
i got this fair and square from treesssa whatta pal! she comes up with great stuff!!!
THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS
Part I: Anger
1. Who did you last get angry with?
the idiot who put the office puter back together, but she cant help herself,she reeks in stupidity.
2. What is your weapon of choice?
my hands.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
never.
4. How about of the same sex?
only as a last resort.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
i cannot remember.
6. What is your pet peeve?
slobbering drunks. i dont care if ya drink, but dont be a slob about it.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
I forgive but NEVER forget.
Part II: Sloth
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Excersize.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
around 8 am.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't:
there is no one like that.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
im tired.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)?
no, them things suck.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
YEARS!MANY YEARS!
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
i dont have an alarm.
Part III: Gluttony
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
starbucks.anything starbucks.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
White meat. Dark meat is gross!
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
last day of drinking, i had 35 harvey wallbangers, 12 stingers, 7 shots of jack, straight up. then i made the mistake of getting up off the stool. i almost died. literally. graveyard dead!
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
no. whats that?
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
Yep.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
Salty.
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH"?
um no., but occasionally, when i have seen rabbits scurry by, i always say, "there goes supper!!!"
Part IV: Lust
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
i didnt know i was supposed to keep count!
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
i dunno.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
Yes!
4. Have you "done it"?
uh, I think so.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
Shoulders and booty.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
yes. i sez scram, scumshit!
7. Have you ever had to get tested for a STD or pregnancy?
no.
Part V: Greed
1. How many credit cards do you own?
None. i have 3 debit cards.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
Wal mart
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
build a homeless shelter.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
rich!
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
Definitely!
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
Yes, i was a regular thief when i was a rug rat.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
100 or more
Part VI: Pride
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
staying sober for 19 years. and counting!!! onto eternity, and beyond!!! whoo hooo!!!
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
nothing, my parents didnt give a shit. and they are dead. good riddence.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
i want to play just one season of major league baseball.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
sometimes; it depends on what it is.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Yes
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
no.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
Got out of bed! and ate a fine breakfast!!!
Part VII: Envy
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
i want my boss'job.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
whats this??
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
bill gates.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Um maybe just skinnier?
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
being responsible
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?
yes.
Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?
lust
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THE SEVEN HEAVENLY VIRTUES
Part I: Faith
1. What religion do you follow?
judism, and catholicism
2. What religion were you raised as?
I went to Catholic school for a while. then mom tryed to teach me judism. oy vey!
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property?
both
4. Do you believe in magic?
no.
5. What was the last promise you broke?
I forgot to remember to forget her.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it?
No
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect?
No one is perfect.
Part II: Hope
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season?
No
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?
I hope that i can maintain my stability, and not lose what i have gained.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure?
all the time!
4. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket?
Yes. lots and lots of them.
5. Do you gamble?
show me the poker tables!!!
6. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway?
baseball!!!
7.Do your dreams come true?
Sometimes
Part III: Charity
1. What causes do you support?
affordable housing
2. What causes have you given money or time to?
me, myself and I the worlds most likable charity!
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless?
Yes.
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group?
peace corps.
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street?
never!! i know what the slobs will do with it.
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food?
Yes.
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need?
i borrowed cash i knew i wasnt getting back.
Part IV: Fortitude
1. What are you most afraid of?
knives.
2. What did you do today that was really brave?
nothing.
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why?
Superman!!! nuff said!
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone?
Yes.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart?
Brains
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? If so, when?
yes. oh its been a while.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower?
A little of both
Part V: Justice
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty?
No.
2. If they reinstated the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it?
where do i sign back up??
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)?
Yes I do.
4. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA?
Hell no!
5. What was your favorite media circus trial?
OJ for sure.
6. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?
yes, called them on the fone too!
Part VI: Temperence
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on?
Smoking and spending money on things I don't need.
2. Do you collect anything?
Dust
3. Are you addicted to anything?
Smoking and the innernet!
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan?
Yes.
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?
cash!!!
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do:
leave the navy and get married.
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things?
always!
Part VII: Prudence
1. Who is the wisest person you know?
The worlds greatest entertainer of all time,my pal, Elvis.
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?
yes. every august 15th-16th for Elvis, but not in the past coupla years (SOB)
3. Do you take advice when it's given?
generally.
4. What area are you wisest in?
Common/street sense
5. Do you drive defensively?
i dont drive anymore. road rage.
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage?
Uh yeah
7. What did you learn today?
that once again, freedom prevails!!!
And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue?
peace!
feel free to comment folks!!! also you can steal this for ya own uses!!! hava good evening!!!
