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05:35 - Friday, May. 06, 2005
friday stuff
im back to drinking my john wayne industrial strength 100 wt. 98 octane coffee.

one - half a cup, and the brain cells kicked in like turning the ignition key on the old ford! pistons fired! sparks flew....well, you get the point!!

aw. piss!!! i been to woot, already, and i seen this, and i just HAD to have it!!!

Cuisinart DGB300 Grind and Brew Coffee Maker
You know Woot!, Woot!�s your friend�your main boy, thick and thin
$29.99 + $5 Shipping and Handling


What is it, Friday morning already? Man, Fridays. Almost the weekend. And what goes better with a Woot-off at 3am in the morning than freshly ground coffee? Times like these call for an addictive mood-altering chemical. It�s easy to get your fix of French Ro- er, Freedom Roast when you�re guilty of possessing the right drug paraphanelia�namely, the DGB300 Grind and Brew Coffee Maker from Cuisinart.

Come on, you�re an ogre when you haven�t had your morning mud. Why risk going through withdrawal? Why put the rest of us through the misery of your uncaffeinated company? Get maximum flavor and minimum bitterness from your own fresh-ground magic beans whenever the need seizes you�and don�t bother drawing the shades in your kitchen. Your neighbors can�t narc on you�it�s legal in 50 states!

None for us, though; we�re straightedge.

Features:
Condition: Recertified by Cuisinart in Cuisinart white box
Grinds whole coffee beans, then automatically brews for the freshest coffee
Coffee Bar Flavor System is similar to coffeemakers in your favorite coffee bar
Extra-large LCD programmable clock with temperature monitor
Adjustable auto shut-off
Adjustable temperature control with display for keeping the pot warm
Time-to-clean indicator counteracts your innate tendency to wallow in squalor and filth
Self-Clean function
Brew Pause feature lets you enjoy a cup before brewing is finished
Taste Keeper lid minimizes oxygen flow into the carafe so coffee stays fresher longer
1-4 Cups setting provides full flavor when brewing small batches of coffee
Brews up to 10 cups (includes 10 cup carafe)
Dishwasher-safe parts
Each unit hand-picked by Juan Valdez�s new-economy analog
Color: White



I SWEAR, whats wrong with me?? (ITALICS IN BOLD BY REQUEST FROM ONEWETLEG )

whats the deal? i see something, and i buy it!!! agggg!!!! oh, good news on this front, im NOT going to get that "all in one" printer/scanner/copier for 99 bucks at staples, honest!!! i DID put 100 into my paypal mastercard, earns interest! and i WILL put a C note in there monthly, and wont touch it til october!!!! under penalty of perjury!!!! honest injun even!

im getting addicted to this life! i have cash, i spend! on the other hand, my pal here jason, has 1600 bucks saved up!!! how does he do it? i cannot for the life of me hold 16 ben franklins in my paws without going into convulsions and need to spend!!!! and shit, if i had that much cash, and was in front of a 5 dollar slot!!! shudders!!! i can see me now, putting them crispy bens in the machine, one at a time..16 times, and seeing what the result is. (goosebumps forming)

yes, its friday, its raining, and im minty fresh!

ah! i feel my emotions rising to high proportions!!! right now, i feel like jumping up and down in glee!!! there is absolutely nuffin anybuddy can say to me that will deflate me today!!! im so minty, even the rain aint bugging me!

well, tony blair won reelection over there------> england

so bush boy is safe for the rest of his term!

yesterday was the official national day of prayer!!!!
� On National Day of Prayer, Tom DeLay considers about what he might accomplish if he spent more time on his knees, less time on golf trips.

� Secular leftist George Will says Christians aren't all that persecuted.

� Bush prays for soldiers: "Today, we pray for the troops who are defending our freedom against determined enemies around the globe. We seek God's blessing for the families they have left behind, and we commit to Heaven's care those brave men and women he has called home." More benefits for veterans? Not a prayer.

in true fact, since the iraq war started, us veterans have had more benefits cut, VA hospitals /clinics closed, or drastically cut!!! they want you to have a "primary care provider" and if ya dont, you are screwed!!! heres a example, i have a LUMP in my neck, i went to the VA here, and cause i dont have a primary care provider here, i have to sit and wait! wait! wait! 6 months or more!! agggggggg!!!!! more vets, less services! fuckin makes sense, dont it!!! on the flip side, if i go off the wall mental nuts, i'd have NO PROBLEM getting treatment from the VA!!!

when i was discharged from the navy, i was able to goto the VA for tooth pullings, eyeglasses, wheelchairs, home loans, prostetic arms and legs, free!!! now, thanks to the friggen REPUBLICANS (sorry, yarnsmith ) VA services have been slashed while the veterans ranks grows, and you either have to be 100% service connected or an inpatient to get these and other services!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! true facts!

alrighty, its friday, and im done barking!!!

heres a fun site to check out!! someting for everybuddy, dems like me and republicans alike!! wonkette

its 5:20 am, here! time for news, and udder stuff!!! hava great sunny weekend folks!



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- Muhammad Ali
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