05:07 - Monday, May. 23, 2005
a conversation with onewetleg: heres a towel, dry off that leg!!!
the following took place between 3:52 am and 4:54 am~
me (3:52:21 AM): shit! i 4 got! i gotta d/l triallian again!
onewetleg (3:52:36 AM): ut oh
onewetleg (3:52:38 AM): brb
me (3:52:42 AM): ok
onewetleg (3:53:52 AM): k
me (3:54:26 AM): this is pretty good stained apron where u find this stuff?
onewetleg (3:54:47 AM): just surfing
onewetleg (3:54:50 AM): following links
onewetleg (3:55:10 AM): i think this was linked on one of my dland buddys diary today
onewetleg (3:55:22 AM): i couldn't tell you which one
onewetleg (3:56:10 AM): I am a server in I guess what you would call the "Bible Belt," and I often work on Sundays, if not in the morning a double. One time I had this table come in and ask me if I had gone to church that morning. I calmly replied no and that I was at work at the time of the service. Well living in a "Baptist" town they thought that it was wrong of me not to go to church. I just don't understand how "Christians" can go out to eat on a Sunday when they feel that it is unholy to work on Sunday. IF YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO WORK ON SUNDAY DO NO GO OUT TO EAT IN A RESTAURANT!!!!!!!!!!!
me (3:56:23 AM): ever see those lil teensy flying specks, that get attracted to the light from the monitor?
onewetleg (3:56:35 AM): you mean dust?
onewetleg (3:56:45 AM): or fruitflies?
me (3:57:14 AM): something like fruit flies
me (3:57:24 AM): i got one
onewetleg (3:57:31 AM): hmm
me (3:57:40 AM): i dont know the name of it
onewetleg (3:57:51 AM): me either
onewetleg (3:57:59 AM): lets callem 'noseeums'
me (3:58:12 AM): barelyseeums
onewetleg (3:58:32 AM): 'cantseeumsunlesstheysinfrontofthemonitor'
me (3:59:05 AM): hang on a sec
me (3:59:22 AM): coffee kicked in!
me (3:59:24 AM): brb!
onewetleg (3:59:27 AM): woo hoo!
onewetleg (3:59:31 AM): have a good one
me (4:05:23 AM): back!!
onewetleg (4:05:34 AM): yay!
me (4:06:20 AM): o sheesh!! i feel so stupid!!! i have to update, and i dont have anything witty to say!
me (4:06:37 AM): after reading this stuff u send me
onewetleg (4:06:48 AM):
onewetleg (4:07:01 AM): did i break your funny bone?
me (4:07:10 AM): im not as funny as i thought i was
onewetleg (4:07:20 AM): sure you are
onewetleg (4:07:54 AM): ok, do 'ten unusual things about me'
onewetleg (4:07:59 AM): that should be good
me (4:08:24 AM): that requires much thought!
onewetleg (4:08:46 AM): please
onewetleg (4:08:56 AM): you can think of ten unusual things
onewetleg (4:09:13 AM): dig deep
me (4:10:33 AM): i dont hava shovel
onewetleg (4:10:45 AM): here borry mine
me (4:10:52 AM): thanky
onewetleg (4:11:00 AM): you betcha
me (4:11:07 AM): 10 unusual things??
me (4:11:19 AM): whats unusual?
onewetleg (4:11:22 AM): yeah, only ten
onewetleg (4:11:34 AM): your discretion
me (4:11:48 AM): i really dont hava clue
me (4:12:09 AM):
onewetleg (4:12:10 AM): ok, lol
me (4:12:17 AM): thinkin
me (4:12:31 AM): how bout Q & A?
onewetleg (4:12:41 AM): q and a is good
me (4:13:04 AM): ok ask me a Q
onewetleg (4:13:09 AM): ok
onewetleg (4:13:13 AM): i can interview you
onewetleg (4:13:16 AM): hmm
me (4:13:17 AM): yea
onewetleg (4:13:21 AM): now im stumped
onewetleg (4:13:23 AM): lol
me (4:13:24 AM):
onewetleg (4:13:39 AM): hello, art... thank you for joining us on the jj show
me (4:14:01 AM): yor welcome jj, fine set u have here
onewetleg (4:14:12 AM): tell me about the new camera you just bought?
me (4:14:51 AM): well, its an olympus, and i got it at best buy
me (4:15:09 AM): aggg
onewetleg (4:15:26 AM): ah, i see
onewetleg (4:15:40 AM): how many mega pixels?
me (4:15:43 AM): 4
onewetleg (4:15:47 AM): very nice
me (4:16:01 AM): george, sam, mary and edith~
onewetleg (4:16:10 AM): plenty of zoom, i suppose?
onewetleg (4:16:12 AM): lol
me (4:16:20 AM): just a lil zoom
me (4:16:30 AM): not like the flash zoom
onewetleg (4:16:39 AM): well, how much do you need, really?
me (4:16:52 AM): about 500 bux
onewetleg (4:17:04 AM): haha, good one
onewetleg (4:17:13 AM): what did you have for dinner last night?
me (4:17:18 AM): food
onewetleg (4:17:25 AM): and did you take any pictures of it?
me (4:17:48 AM): nah, i was gonna but i forgot
onewetleg (4:18:12 AM): oh, that's unforgivable
onewetleg (4:18:19 AM): SECURITY!!
onewetleg (4:18:22 AM): just kidding
me (4:18:25 AM): yes??
me (4:18:30 AM): u called?
me (4:18:46 AM): security here!
onewetleg (4:19:03 AM): please escort this man out of the chat window
me (4:19:14 AM):
onewetleg (4:19:17 AM): he just got a new camera and refuses to take pictures
me (4:19:26 AM): hang on
onewetleg (4:19:36 AM): i bet you haven't even done any nudie shots yet, have you?
onewetleg (4:19:46 AM):
me (4:19:49 AM):
onewetleg (4:20:13 AM): come on, you know it has a timer on it
onewetleg (4:20:20 AM): set that puppy up
onewetleg (4:20:21 AM): hehe
onewetleg (4:21:04 AM): well, i seem to have completely alienated yet another interviewee
onewetleg (4:21:08 AM): join us next time
me (4:21:11 AM): ahh
onewetleg (4:21:18 AM): no, wait...
me (4:21:24 AM): wAIT
onewetleg (4:21:31 AM): waiting...
me (4:21:35 AM): brb
onewetleg (4:21:39 AM): ok
onewetleg (4:21:41 AM): hb
onewetleg (4:21:55 AM): getting nervous...
me (4:22:05 AM): why?
onewetleg (4:22:11 AM): lol
me (4:22:24 AM): i just took a pic of the coffeepot
onewetleg (4:22:30 AM): yes!
me (4:22:37 AM): now i have to put it on the puter
onewetleg (4:22:50 AM): ladies and gentlemen, we have a picture of a coffee pot!!
me (4:23:02 AM): brb
onewetleg (4:23:09 AM): *cheers, applause, catcalls, whistles*
onewetleg (4:23:22 AM): me too
onewetleg (4:23:28 AM): brb
onewetleg (4:25:36 AM): i already have a picture of your coffeepot
onewetleg (4:25:38 AM): lol
me (4:25:48 AM): this is new
onewetleg (4:26:08 AM): ok
onewetleg (4:26:18 AM): i can fill up his hard drive
me (4:26:19 AM): i just made this
onewetleg (4:26:20 AM): hehe
me (4:26:23 AM): heheheee
me (4:26:39 AM): its blurry
onewetleg (4:27:54 AM): wow, that is blurry
onewetleg (4:28:01 AM): almost surreal
me (4:28:03 AM): i cant use this asa webcam
onewetleg (4:28:19 AM): well don't you have your old one, still?
me (4:28:28 AM): ya its in the drawer
me (4:29:18 AM): eh
me (4:29:39 AM): ok well i have to update
me (4:29:53 AM): thas goona take an hour or so
onewetleg (4:30:14 AM): ok
onewetleg (4:30:25 AM): im making a cartoon out of your coffee picture
onewetleg (4:30:29 AM): so take your time
me (4:30:30 AM): ooooo
me (4:30:44 AM): send it to me!!!!
onewetleg (4:31:45 AM): dont worry, i will
onewetleg (4:31:49 AM):
me (4:32:17 AM): i got an idea!
onewetleg (4:32:23 AM): do you?
onewetleg (4:32:35 AM): what color shirt do you want?
me (4:32:39 AM): ya, the dim lite bulb jest went off
onewetleg (4:32:43 AM): blue, brown white?
onewetleg (4:32:46 AM): not white
me (4:32:48 AM): blue
onewetleg (4:32:54 AM): blue good choice
me (4:33:00 AM): i likes blue
me (4:33:24 AM): im gonna make an entry of this conversation
onewetleg (4:33:46 AM): really?
me (4:33:49 AM): ya
me (4:33:53 AM): issat ok?
onewetleg (4:33:54 AM): i better get more witty then
onewetleg (4:33:57 AM): you betcha
me (4:34:00 AM): me 2
onewetleg (4:34:04 AM): lol
me (4:34:13 AM): better witty than shitty
me (4:34:28 AM): whatta pitty
onewetleg (4:36:05 AM): tsk tsk, what a pity
onewetleg (4:36:12 AM): sometimes life can be so shitty
me (4:36:31 AM): hay smitty
me (4:36:43 AM): wheres the kitty?
onewetleg (4:37:14 AM): i dont know, but quit touching my titty
onewetleg (4:37:16 AM): hehe
me (4:37:27 AM): hehehe
me (4:37:35 AM): quitty
onewetleg (4:38:09 AM): don't have a fitty
me (4:38:36 AM): ok next case
onewetleg (4:38:58 AM): all rise!
onewetleg (4:39:31 AM): the honorable judge art has deemed this conversation unwitty!
me (4:39:43 AM): the honourable smiley d filey, judge of de society is now hear
me (4:40:01 AM): hear hear
me (4:40:12 AM): but i cant hear, im deaf!'
onewetleg (4:40:16 AM): i hear ya
me (4:40:29 AM): im over here
onewetleg (4:40:41 AM): where, im blind?
onewetleg (4:40:47 AM): and can't type
me (4:40:59 AM): venitian blind?
onewetleg (4:41:08 AM): no, american
me (4:41:13 AM):
me (4:41:20 AM): thats illegal
onewetleg (4:41:34 AM): not in california
me (4:42:18 AM): whew!
me (4:42:25 AM): that was close
onewetleg (4:43:04 AM): tell me about it
onewetleg (4:43:11 AM): it ran over my tail
me (4:43:29 AM): well, once upon a time, there was a rat in a hat;
me (4:43:40 AM): het sat on the mat
onewetleg (4:43:47 AM): i hit him with a bat
me (4:43:49 AM): and said, hay pat!
onewetleg (4:43:57 AM): then he said splat
me (4:44:04 AM): and dat wuz dat
onewetleg (4:44:14 AM): i had to clean the mat
onewetleg (4:44:35 AM): i cleaned it with the hat
me (4:44:50 AM): and fed it to the cat
me (4:45:37 AM): ok i gonna post this drivel now
me (4:45:56 AM): copy and paste
me (4:46:07 AM): is it a waste?
me (4:46:13 AM): make haste!
me (4:46:21 AM): and dont 4 get to baste
onewetleg (4:46:21 AM): wait
me (4:46:30 AM): waiting..........
onewetleg (4:46:35 AM): i have a really bad cartoon for you
me (4:46:38 AM): ok
onewetleg (4:46:39 AM): oh, my
onewetleg (4:46:41 AM): its bad
me (4:46:43 AM): heheheheee
me (4:46:47 AM): lets see
onewetleg (4:46:49 AM): my shame bone is aching
onewetleg (4:46:50 AM): hold on
me (4:46:52 AM): b4 i pee
me (4:47:25 AM): i need it for the marquee
onewetleg (4:47:33 AM): ok
onewetleg (4:47:38 AM): i have to find it
onewetleg (4:47:40 AM): dammit
me (4:48:07 AM): <<------chews nails in anticipation
onewetleg (4:48:23 AM): shh
onewetleg (4:48:27 AM): your making me nervous
me (4:48:46 AM): i make every1 nervous
onewetleg (4:50:02 AM): there it is
onewetleg (4:50:10 AM): its happening now, i think
me (4:50:14 AM): ok
onewetleg (4:50:56 AM): did i do it?
me (4:51:03 AM): u dood it!
onewetleg (4:51:34 AM): i really like the job i did on your elbows
onewetleg (4:51:41 AM): and your hair...
me (4:51:42 AM): heheheee
onewetleg (4:51:48 AM): this is art, art
onewetleg (4:51:50 AM): lol
me (4:51:54 AM): lol
me (4:52:05 AM): ok im gonna post it now
onewetleg (4:52:12 AM): ok
me (4:52:14 AM): copy an paste
onewetleg (4:52:17 AM):
onewetleg (4:52:35 AM): this should be fun
me (4:52:36 AM): say good nite gracie!
onewetleg (4:53:03 AM): god, i suck
onewetleg (4:53:05 AM): lolol
me (4:53:09 AM): no u dont!
onewetleg (4:53:15 AM): liar
onewetleg (4:53:17 AM): hehe
me (4:53:21 AM):
onewetleg (4:53:24 AM): its ok
me (4:53:27 AM): i dont liez!
onewetleg (4:53:28 AM): all in good fun
onewetleg (4:53:30 AM): i know
me (4:53:31 AM): i know
me (4:53:36 AM): i brb im late
onewetleg (4:53:39 AM): ok
me (4:53:47 AM): my east coast fans are waiting
onewetleg (4:53:50 AM): paste like the wind
me (4:53:54 AM): brb
me (4:54:00 AM): hope dis works
onewetleg (4:54:05 AM): it will
me (4:54:07 AM): ok
onewetleg (4:54:08 AM): hb
onewetleg 's status is now "Available". (5/23/2005 4:54 AM)
