06:39 - Thursday, Jun. 02, 2005
TURMOIL!!!! CONFUSION EVEN!!!!!
today i am:

something strange happened to me on the way to the first of the month.

heres A SNIPPET from my online banking account, where I hide the GUBBERMINT MONEY against all creditors, foreign and domestic.

5/31/2005 7:07:20 PM Direct Deposit US TREASURY 303 - SOC SEC 1,459.00

now, as you can see, at 7:07 pm on the 31st social security deposited $1,459.00 into my account!

WTF? confusion and anxiety immediately set in, and took rational thought hostage!

I NORMALLY get gubbermint money on the 3rd day of the month, and its $780.00 NOT $1459.00!

now, i have been paying back an overpayment of $100.00 a month for god knows how long now, i lost track! back in 2001 or so, i was living the low life in good ole reno, nevada, when i got a $5000.00 check from good ole uncle sam! just in time for christmas! well, i didnt waste no time at all! i ran like hell to the casino, cashed the check, and got a room at the el cortez hotel for the winter! 450 a month, and just as nice as where i am living now! then, i visited my friendly (only if you are buying) neighbourhood pawn shop, and bought me a laptop on the cheap, and got ugly dial up service from evil aol. then, having procured the necessary ingredients for hi living at the time, (room, laptop, fone service) i hit the poker tables, and lost the rest! see that nice red carpet in the peppermill? i helped pay for that!

so, anyhoo, new years came and went, i got my regular check, then a week later, i got an angry letter from social security, the jist of it was that i had been overpaid, and that i was NOT getting a checkfor a rather long time!!! well, i ran like holy hi hell to the social security office, (actually, i took the bus, cause the social security office in reno is down by the airport, and in reality, i cannot run THAT far, having being downtown!) and anxiously showed THE LETTER to a worker, and babbling on about how can they do this to ME?? so, after a few hours of intense negotiation, yelling, kibbtizing, peading, and begging, i signed a paper to protest the check stopping. which meant at that point, i had to each month while the minions at headquarters were looking into the overpayment, goto the social security office and get an office check, which was a hassle in itself. so, after a few months, i went back to the office and signed a form allowing them to withhold $100.00 outta my check from here to eternity.

so, it has been so for all this time, until yeaterday, when i got this massive payment from THE GUBBERMINT!

now, the only logical thought that i have about this, is that i had been done with the paying back the overpayment for some time, and there was an internal audit, and they seen that i have given back too much, or this is a double payment, but it cant be a double payment cause if you add 780 twice, it dont come to 1459! and i got NO LETTER from them about this! normally, you get a letter outlining any changes, but that aint happened yet.

so, lets see what happens tomorrow, if i get 780 into my account, something is screwy, if i get nothing, somethings screwy, if i get 880, then the 1459 is a refund, and i can rest easy. in the meanwhile, i have yesterday paid my rent for june AND july, told doyle the manager what happened, and he quipped, what ya get a raise??? heheheee!!! yah doyle, i been going such a swell job at being a retard that social security gave me a raise! heheheheee!!!!! sidebar: the fog had lifted thanks to massive amounts of john wayne brand cowboy coffee!! so now i feel: just in case! cross fingers, so lets see what happens tomorrow!

in udder news:
im highly PISSED OFF at the moocher. for you new readers, the moocher is a guy that works here like me, makes more money then me, only buys food, and is out of cash just a few days after payday, which occurs on the 5th and 20th of every month, so he comes by and mooches smokes. and i let him have some, and he pays them back when payday comes, but now, i have had it with him! i told him many times, i DO NOT have enough smokes to give him, (he smokes worse than a 3 alarm fire) so, he first calls me up sunday morning at 11 am, after i been working all night, and off at 9 am. i didnt answer the fone. he been knocking at the door at odd hours. when he works, he looks up early in the morning to my window to see if my light is on, telling him that i am awake, even though it maybe 3:30 in the morning, then he hauls his fat ass up here to get some smokes. well, last night was the final straw! he comes by and i give him 2 cigarettes, then he goes to jason, and gets some, then while im getting a raging headache while changing the template here, he calls me on the fone, and accuses me of having a whole carton of smokes, (hes yelling this!) and that I am HOLDING OUT!!! well shit me bricks!! i yelled back into the fone, hay asswipe!! fuck you!! go BUY SOME FUCKING CIGARETTS! and hung up the fone. then, a few minutes later, jason calls, hes laughing, he thinks its a joke, and ilet him have it too! he immediately apologises, and i tell him that i am not mad at him, and that the moocher is now CUT OFF!!! IM NOT A FUCKING CIGARETTE MACHINE! this is just plain old taking advantage of me here, and it STOPS NOW!!! if moocher shows his ugly fat ass here i will tell him that too!!

i do not like being angry. this is the kind of shit to make me just pack up and leave! and i dont wanna leave! i got too much shit, and have invested a lot of money here. i wanna stay put. so, lets see what happens.

so now i sit anxiously awaiting what will happen next.
will i get a check tomorrow? will the moocher apologise? stay tuned.

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