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05:03 - Tuesday, Jun. 28, 2005
aw piss!
"WELL, MAGOO, YA DONE IT AGAIN!"

IM WRITING IN BOLD CAPS TODAY! IM A LIL PISSED! WHY DO MOTHERFUCKING SALES PEOPLE LIE TO YA?

LAST WEEK, WHEN I TALKED TO THE SALES REP AT SPEAKEASY.NET, I FIGURED I WAS GETTING A FAIR DEAL!

I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER THE GUY SAYING TO ME, AFTER I DESCRIBED WHAT I WANTED, "OH YA, ART! WE CAN HELP YOU CREATE A WEBSITE JUST LIKE DIARYLAND!!! COCKSUCKER!

SETTING UP A TOLL FREE FONE NUMBER AND UPGRADING MY PAYPAL ACCOUNT TO A BUSINESS ACCOUNT WAS CHUMP CHANGE COMPARED TO WHAT I WAS IN STORE FOR!

I TALKED WITH THIS ACCOUNT MANAGER AT SPEAKEASY, AND HE EXPLAINED TO ME THAT THEY DO NOT HELP YOU CREATE WEBPAGES OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT!! AND HE TOLE ME WHAT I NEED TO FIND TO DO THAT.

HE SEEMED TO BE HONEST, SO I WENT TO GOOGLE. GOOGLE KNOWS ALL.

I FOUND A GAL RIGHT HERE IN SALT LAKE CITY WHO DOES WEB PAGE DEVELOUPMENT, AND SPOKE TO HER AT LENGTH AS TO WHAT I NEEDED, AND SHE SPIT OUT 2 WORDS.......

SUB DOMAINS

SO I CALLED THIS ACCOUNT MANAGER BACK, AND ASKED HIM ABOUT SUB DOMAINS, AND HE TOLD ME QUITE HONESTLY THAT I NEEDED A DEDICATED SERVER TO SPIT OUT THE SUB DOMAINS. A SUB DOMAIN IS WHAT YOU GET HERE AT DIARYLAND AND OTHER BLOGGING COMMUNITIES WHEN YOU SIGN UP. ITS HOW YA GET YA OWN WEB PAGE ON HERE ~~~ "HTTP://ACALDWELL.DIARYLAND.COM" IS A SUB DOMAIN! AND THIS ACCOUNT MANAGER EXPLAINED TO ME THAT THEY DO NOT HAVE THE SERVER CAPACITY TO ALLOW FOR THIS, AND EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT I NEEDED TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

THIS AINT GONNA HAPPEN, FOLKS, I DONT HAVE 5 GRAND!

SO, UNLESS I HIT THE LOTTO, (FUCK, I LIVE IN UTAH, NO LOTTO HERE) OR PUT ALL MY CASH ON THE 3RD HORSE LONGSHOT 1000 TO 1 ON THE 5TH RACE AT AQUADUCT, AND GET RICH QUICK, JOURNAL JUNKIES AINT GONNA HAPPEN!

I FEEL LIKE RALPH KRAMDEN WHEN ANUTTER HAIRBRAINED SCHEME FAILS BEFORE IT GOT STARTED!

I FEEL LIKE I LET EVERYBUDDY DOWN!


thank you for all the nice comments y'all left me yesterday; you guys are real pals!

im gonna have a good cry now. maybe i will feel better later. i'm such a fucking idiot to think i could pull this off.

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