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almost 5 am mountain goat time - Sunday, Jul. 17, 2005
its sunday!!! sunday stuf
the song may take a minute to load, after all, its sunday!

im not feeling particularly witty or bright today.....

why is it called "the dog days of summer"? when is cat days?

if an italian comes to live in america, we call him a italian-american. so if an american goes to italy, what do they call him? (and dont you dare say, "joe"!!! hehehee)

its 4 am and one of the tenants alarm is going off. i tryed knocking on his door, but he dont answer. his next door neighbour sez that this has happened before. so i write a incident report and let doyle the manager know in the morning.

i can see that george the construction foreman wasted no time in finding someone to play security guard across the street. moocher told me yesterday morning that the cops were all up there for a few hours looking around. no donut shop opened in there yet!!!

heres something for you techies out there who may be reading this. i ripped an elvis cd into win-dose media player 10 and the titles to the songs listed do not correspond to the actual song played. for example, while you are reading this you are hearing "fame and fortune" and i know that i had clicked on the hawaiian wedding song!!! at least the title anyway!!! i never had this happen before!!!

well, its 4:30 am and my brain is in a deep fog. im gonna end this sad excuse for an entry, and go smoke a cigarette, and play some mindless pogo!!! i know that when 9 am comes around, and i go to "sleep" it will only be an hour to an hour and a half before my bladder kicks me awake! and i know even though i have a im sleeping sign on the door, some asshole will knock on the door anyway. certain fuckin retards livin in here cant read, let alone clean their room. i seen whitey the cat out back earlier lounging around, and spent 5 minutes with him, and he's STILL shedding!!! woo!



CAT OF THE DAY!

FACT OF THE DAY
On 17th July 1917 King George V of England issued a proclamation that the surname Windsor should be given to all male line descendents of the Royal family. Ya mean to tell me that the royal family has gone on for centuries with out a last name???? sheesh!!!

SUNDAY FUNNIES IN COLOUR!! JUST LIKE IN THE PAPERS!!




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