07:01 - Thursday, Sept. 01, 2005
crispy critter chops!! yum yum!!
thursday, rent day!! hay hay!!
well, 1st item up to bat this fine day is that my pal, yarnsmith has joined the list of wonderful diarylanders like chocolate chaos and cosmic and J.J. in taking the plunge and buying a 2006 scotsman calendar!!! you guys is great!! your contribution to the cause is well appreciated!! big hugs and thanky yous to you guys!!! by buying a calendar like you did, you help a starving fat boy buy more bacon!! heheheee!! just kidding folks!! satisfaction guaranteed!! just ask the folks who have one so far, and see how they like the calendar!!! i got plenty of calendars!! so whatta ya say!! buy one today!!! 3 ways to get ya calendars!!! click one of the paypal buttons over on the right sidebar here on the page!! or, click the linky up top to see a description and pics of the scotsman calendar, or if ya feeling real fiesty, click the 
linky here click here for calendar and bid or buy now on ebay!!
1st of september!!! wooo!!!! just about 6 weeks til journalcon 2005!! im excited!!! im going to meet my old pal chocolate chaos, who told me about diaryland here, and also rub shoulders and raise hell with the world famous pie-rat, poolagirl!!! are ya coming? cmon!! hitch them horses up to the wagon, and hit the dusty trail to san diego, and join us!!!
im a lucky ducky today i tell ya!! last night, i put pork chops in the oven, and came back here to the puter, and promptly fell asleep. i woke up sometime later to find the oven billowing with smoke and crispy critter chops inside!! yum, yum!!! it smelled like raw sewage!! people came by and sez whats that smell?? woo!!!
so, today, i will collect rents from those that pay themselves, everybuddy here has until the 5th to ante up, but there will be no problem here. one guy who gets his rent paid by the mormans, may not get his rent paid by them. so we will wait and see!!
i been yakking with my pal boXx this morning on yahoo messenger, then she went poof!!! o well!!! we will yak later!!
so, in closing, heers some thursday stuff!!!
Today is the first day of September, which means it's also the first day of a whole host of important commemorative months. And not a moment too soon. For as our nation's children prepare for their return to school, parents everywhere once again grow anxious over such safety concerns as rampant bullying, the threat of molestation by crossing guard and virulent strains of vaccination-resistant cooties. Get a head start on schoolyard security with Backpack Safety America Month, when kids can learn valuable tips such as the recommended maximum weight for a loaded backpack (no more than 15 percent of your body weight), and which packs have the best hidden yet accessible zippered pockets for you to store your dimebag after you pop out for a quick smoke during study hall.
Those parents whose kids are a little too young for backpack safety will probably appreciate that September is also Baby Safety Month. And for those celebrating both events, a reminder to our readers engaged in human trafficking: When securing babies in your backpack for transport over state lines, make sure the total gross weight is no more than 15 percent of your body weight. After all, it would be a shame to damage your baby-smuggling backpack and have to go back to the old days of stuffing a baby in a condom and shoving it up your ass.
Finally, for those who favor more "alternative" pursuits, September is International Gay Square Dance Month, lending a whole new meaning to the phrase "swing your partner." This month, be sensitive to our friends in the GSD community. After all, it's hard enough coming out of the closet once without having to admit you're also a square dancing enthusiast!!
$2.80 cents a gallon of gas!!! what we need is methane powered engines!!! that way there all ya gotta go is eat ya a can of baked beans and cabbage!!! then you can fill up ya tank for pennies!!!!! hahahahaaaa!!!
well thats all there is, there is no more!!! leave a snidey comment, ok?? cya!!!
FACT OF THE DAY
The great Scottish military leader, James Graham, 1st Marquess of Montrose, fought and won his first battle for the Royalist cause today in 1644. Montrose's victories were gained using a potent mix of skilled leadership allied to the explosive violence of his Highland troops and at The Battle of Tippermuir, he gained an impressive victory despite being outnumbered almost 4-1 by Covenanters.
CAT OF THE DAY
ZIPPY!!!!!
