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06:30 - Friday, Sept. 09, 2005
friday junk
friday!!!

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well, we are going to the vet this morning. i have to get the cat's shots updated, cause when i goto journalcon next month, i am gonna board cat, and they want his shots upto date. this is gonna be fun! stuff the cat in the travel box! also, he been hacking like he has hairballs, then when hes done hacking, he swallows! and he does this several times a day. along with the no water drinking. oh. fun. when cat gets home, he wont come out from under the bed for a week! scardey cat.

here is an item from the 'awww, BULLSHIT!!! ' dept.

well, doyle gave 2 three day notices for not paying rent yesterday! one of em went to the guy who had squatters in his place. i talked to his payee 3 times yesterday, and doyle talked to her twice. she swears up and down the rent check has been mailed on the 2nd. and she gave the classic excuse, 'well, monday was the holiday!' well, 'round here, that dont fly! 1st of all, the mail here is great! it only takes one day for mail to go from one part of town to another! doyle checked the mail several times yesterday between meetings. no check. finally, she called around 4 and talked to me, i told her that tenant has been given a 3 day notice to evict for non-payment of rent. i told her that she needs to get ahold of tenant and have him come down to her office friday, and give him a check to give to us. she says that a check cannot be issued that quick. BULLSHIT!!! When I was so fucked in the head that i was not able to handle my own affairs, i had a payee, and when I needed cash, i got a check from my payee slam, bang, boom! so dont tell me a check cannot be issued 'that quick!' I know better! so, i told tenant last night what he has to do. i hope the poor bastard comprehends. otherwise, if we get no check by monday, he got to go. its business. totally fucked up! see what happens when you have to rely on others to handle your affairs?

as for the other tenant, well i aint seen him. he got til monday too.



im starting season 2 of the sopranos today! catching up! yep! i love netflix!! hehehe. better than blockbuster, and a better choice of movies! netflix has a wharehouse here in town! when the mail man comes at NOON, i give him my returns, and by 4PM, i get a email from netflix telling me that they have recieved the DVD's i just gave to the mail man at NOON!!! see??? sheesh!

well, no more hot as hell weather here the rest of the year, according to the tee-vee weatherman! its all "downhill" from here! im just itching to wear my brand new never been used leather jacket!! its heavy, i bet it weighs as much as i do!!! hahahaa!!

speaking of weight, i am getting nastily close to 300 pounds!! jeezus h. crispy cremes!! gah! any buddy got $10,000 i can have for liposuction? its all in my gut and ass. and b4 y'all start telling me to exersize, blah, blah, blah.......... that dont work for me, the ONLY way that the weight comes off is for me to STOP EATING!
whoever sez that smoking is a appertizing suppressant, thats fucked! i smoke like a champ, yet the pounds keep on stacking!

im considering using haloscan for my comments section. what do you think? should i leave well enough alone, or should i change to haloscan? tell me what ya think!



The lightning rod that is Michael Brown grew so hot that he was even struck by the New York Post, usually a tireless sycophant of the Bush Administration. It branded him "FEMA Fool" and ripped him for sending a memo five hours after the hurricane struck recommending that agency specialists wait two days before going into the destruction zone. A spokesman later explained that Brown wanted to make sure the employees were trained properly. So wait for the emergency to happen, then train the personnel: this is FEMA logic in a nutshell.

Here's a fun piece of trivia for you: Do you know who originated the role of sleazy lawyer Billy Flynn in the original Broadway production of "Chicago"? Of all people, the late, great Jerry Orbach, famous for playing Lenny Briscoe on "Law & Order" and, less famously, Judah Rosenthal's hoodlum brother in Crimes and Misdemeanors. We weren't crazy about the film version of Chicago, partly because it had a bunch of dancing people but mostly because one of those dancing people was Renee Zellweger, an actress whose success makes us wonder if the planet we observe on a daily basis is somehow demonstrably different than the one the rest of humanity is seeing. But we love the idea of Jerry Orbach hot-stepping it to "Razzle Dazzle."

Anyway, we bring this up because Friday is a slow news day -- though it is also Independence Day for Tajikistan, wherever the hell that is -- and the biggest happening we could find for September 9 was the debut of Brooke Shields playing "Chicago's" Roxie Hart on Broadway. Apparently Shields is over her wussy postpartum depression and even more wussy reliance on mind-altering drugs to help her deal with it. It's funny, too, because Tom Cruise squeezed a grapefruit out of his urethra just last week, and he didn't need any stinking anti-psychotics to help him with that. Honestly, Brooke, you make us goddamn sick.

By the way, anybody heard from TomKat lately? It's almost as if they're not promoting movies anymore. They're still in love, though, we're sure.

WELP! thats all the shit i have to sling! hava slap-happy friday!! eat some pie! i know i will!! spam and eggs and taters for breakfast!! then its time to get the cat ready for the vet! oy vey! its FOOTBALL season!!!!



FACT OF THE DAY
Today in 1513 saw the disastrous Battle of Flodden Field, where a force led by James IV invaded England in the support of France, who were embroiled in a war to secure territory in northern Italy. The cause was not popular, but nevertheless an army of several thousands faced the English in Northumberland with disastrous results.
CAT OF THE DAY

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