03:54 - Wednesday, Dec. 14, 2005
the overnight shift!
3 am at work!

well, life on the farm is swell, if this was the farm! hehehe! anyhoo, the power went out twice here just in the office, and i had to go back and flip the switch twice!! this is the 3rd attempt at writing this! hope the power dont go out again!

guess what? the gawd damn win-doze automatic updates just kicked in! do ya think i have an oppurtunity to cancel em? fuck no! another reboot! agggggggg!!!!

im going out for a smoke. im cranky.

ok im back!

theres something going on up the block, across the street from wino park in the alley. theres a coupla cop cars there. its too far to see what they are doing, they just sitting there in the middle of the street. but, its too cold to hang around, so im back in here.

boring night, all quiet, which is a good thing!

after work, im headed to the post office to mail some stuff off to my pal, boxx9000 for xmas!

here is a debacle thats been going on in the past week!
last week, i shipped a prize package for my pal, onewetleg using DHL express. this was after the post office tryed to swindle me for postage on this package. i wasnt going for it. i dont particulary like UPS or FED EX, having dealt with their incompetence in the past, so i used DHL, cause they got snappy commercials. so, i called them up and they came right over, within 45 minutes even! so far so good! i addressed the package to where onewetleg hangs her hat, and so later on that evening, after talking with her about this, i realised that her cave was not the one to be sending packages, so i contacted our pal, bindyree who lives across town, and asked if i can send this prize package to her for onewetleg. she sez sure, no problem!

so, i call DHL, and gave them the updated info, and they sez no problem! so that was that.

or so it seemed......
thursday, when the package was supposed to arrive, it didnt! so, i called em up on the fone and sez whats up? they sez that they cant find the package, it was in another city close by, and so, they sez it will be delivered on friday. ok i told them that this was gaurnteed 2 day delivery and they failed to do that. they again tole me it will be there friday.

friday came and went, no package. they sez on the tracking that delivery was attempted! BULLSHIT!!!! i calls them back, and they gave me the ole soft shoe routine. yelling and screaming ensued! monday came same thing! now, tuesday came, and bindyree yahoo's me and sez no package! and here i am at work! time for action, jackson!

i call them up again, and more yelling ensued! i decided to put the fear o' god into this creature on the fone. i demanded to speak with the dispatcher supervisor in bindyree's city!! i get dumbass on the line and tell him i have certain city officials on the line ready to pull DHL's LICENCES if they dont get off they lazy asses and deliver the package TONIGHT!!! NOT TOMORROW< BUT TONIGHT!!!

the prize package was delivered by 8pm mountain goat time to bindyree's cave, safe and sound! now, another fun part, getting a REFUND for this shenanagans!!!

and the shit keeps right on a happening!

REMEMBER back a month ago, when dish professionals who SOLD me dish equipment stole 399 bux outta my bank account? well, i need to get on the stick about that, i need to follow up and file the lawsuit to get my money back. the BBB was no help at all, they have no teef! i asked them what thier major malfunction was, and i got the ole soft shoe, with a horse an pony show! bless thier pointy lil heads! so i tole them "nevermind" and i will do this me self!

always have to fight for my shit, i tell ya, more so than others.

i was reading my pal, golfwidow yesterday afternoon, when she has a link to a place where you can make ya own comic strip!! what a novel idea! and its free!! strip creator its really cool! get a load of this!

the daily drivel by acaldwell 12-13-05

this is what happens when creamsicle is left alone hey, creamsicle! whatchoo got planned for ya human today? well, im gonna wake the fat bastard up at 2:30 am, by howling! stragedy is explained dont he get mad? nah! he just gets up and feeds me! and, the master plan revealed! dang! free food? hey, i gotta act like i like it, ya know, so it aint really free, besides he gives me dry food sometimes, and when he does i stare him down til he comes with the good stuff!

pretty neato huh? this is gonna be a regular deal here on the daily drivel! so come back later and see some more comics that i will create!!

FACT OF THE DAY
On this day in 1911, the Norwegian explorer Roald Amundsen became the first man to reach the South Pole, just 35 days ahead of Captain Scott. His party of five travelled by dog-sled, starting with 52 dogs and eating 36 of them en route.

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