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04:47 - Saturday, Dec. 31, 2005
goodbye, 2005!!
the 1st sentence of the 1st post of each month of 2005....
an idea brought to you by golfwidow, in conjunction with
kellogs corn flake shampoo mix, that wonderfully multi-purpose shampoo that you can also eat after shampooing!! keeps your hair shiny fresh and stays crunchy, even in milk!! so dont delay, get your copy of the new york times today!! hay hay!!

happy new year everybuddy!!!
okey dokey, diarylands very own (apple) pie-rat, the one, the only, poolagirl!!
another fine show gets flushed down the shitter!
Lord Jesus, Good Shepherd, look kindly on John Paul II,
your vicar on earth, and grant him relief from his sufferings.
im posting this now cause i have to work all nite, as usual, but i wont have access to a puter while im working!!!
hiya!!! you guys are better than ice cream!!!
one thing before ya start reading this, yesterday my comments section showed the comments from friday, and i dont know why.
welp. i slept 8 continous, non-stop hours, 10:30 pm - 6:30 am!
thursday, rent day!! hay hay!!
october 1, 2005!!! 24 hours from now i will be 47!
oh! its 3 am and pogo is down!!! poof!!! gone!!!
i have an admission to make, its a revelation that reaches the inner depths of the known galaxy!

so there you have it, the 1st sentence of the 1st post of each month of 2005!!

saddest day of the year:
the death of the holy father, john paul the great.

happiest day of the year:
moving into aspenview from the rio grande, and an extra added bonus, getting creamsicle the cat!!

worst tee vee day of the year:
the final episode of NYPD BLUE

the best tee vee day of the year:
the live debate between senator vinick, and congressman santos on the west wing!!

the only trip i took in 2005 was to san diego and journalcon!! i was uber-excited to meet my diaryland pals, chaosdaily, poolagirl, and mom-on-roof and her pal, whats her name.

the biggest letdown was journalcon itself. what a waste of money, but all the disapointment in that was made up by being with my diaryland uber-pals, and having a wonderful time in good old sunny san diego!!

greatest achievement:
maintaining a job and a place to live.

worst achievement:
sleeping. i slept like shit all year long!

gallons of coffee drank:
well over 50.

cigarettes smoked:
7300

population of earth as of 4:24 am:
6,475,635,490

open slots left:
115,180,480

editions of the daily drivel published:
370

eggs eaten:
750

are ya bored yet?
yes

money spent:
$23,654.89USD

well there ya have it folks! 2005 as i did it.

do me a favour, will ya?
if ya gonna go out and party hearty tonight, and drink and get wasted, please, please do not get behind the wheel of an automobile or any other device that will propel you faster than 3 miles per hour!
i dont want ya to end up a statistic!!!
this is the final editon of the daily drivel for the year 2005, Anno Domini Nostri Iesu Christi.

and yes, golfwidow, i will use silkquit.org!

2005 2006!



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