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07:10 - Monday, Jan. 30, 2006
lazy....
this is what happens when ya get a lil lazy.

full of excuses!!

this late entry brought to you by shitty kitty milk and cereal o's;
stays crunchy, even in milk!! so, when ya kitty wont go shitty, feed the lil lactose intolerant fleacatcher some shitty kitty milk and cereal o's! soon, the litter box will be filled with......

litter.

so, that was stupid, huh?


anyhoo, back to lazy.

last night at 5 pm i had 3 smokes left. thats all just 3. and it was pretty nice outside, and i was thinking of going to the store to get some junk for the morning, but, i just got done eating 2 huge pork chops with country crock taters and peas and carrots and applesauce, and the news was on tee vee. so i sez aww, piss on it! harmons is open 24 hours, i will get the junk in the morning!!!

fast forward to the morning......

so here i is, woke up at 3:45, and made some coffee, fed the cat, and shook all the empty packs of smokes(6) on the messy puter desk(i would show ya a picture, but i dont wanna induce any heart attacks) and i found one cigarette!

so, i got the coffee and smoke, and imus in the morning and a raging headache, trying to decide if i should goto the store or wait.

after the 1st cup, i decided that i need milk and butter and sausage and some cold flu medicine and i dont get paid til the end of the week, and i need QUARTERS for laundry!! so, off to the friendly neighbourhood grocery store i go!!

now, i have a bad back, and walking down to the store, i go in and get a go cart to sit in while i shop. i always do! its great!! so, i get the junk i need, and i see that the customer service desk is closed. ok,i think, i can get a roll of quarters from the cashier.

so, after spending 48 bucks, i ask the old lady for a roll of quarters.

OH!! i dont have it!! on graveyard, they only give us one roll, ramble excuse, ramble, excuse, blah blah blah. well, my brain starts to short circuit, because the plan is not going the way i want it to.

"ya know, they dont give us much so to prevent robberies...." blah blah blah!!! SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!

so, after i pay for my junk i grab my bag and get to going, leaving the go cart right there at the cashier station, this bitch tells me i have to put the go cart back by the door, and i tells her that i cant!! i work graveyard, and im not allowed to do that!!! they wont let me ya know.being lazy that i am. graveyard you know, and walk out the door!! let the jerk put the cart back herself!!! all i wanted was a lousy roll of quarters so i can do laundry, so now i have to wait til the bank opens.

see what happens when ya get lazy?

if i wasnt so lazy last evening, and went to the store then, i would have had my quarters, and i'd be doing laundry now, instead of having to wait. o well, its not like i have anything important to do this morning.


my new diaryland pal, sallydallydo sent me a comment this morning, telling me she found out who "they" is!!!

heres a slinky link!! click here to find out who "they" is!

i wanna do a podcast here, so if ya have a subject, any subject, but nothing obscene, tell me what ya wanna hear me speak about, and i will put it here!!

time to go rest my neck......

RED MEAT!

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