02:57 - Saturday, Feb. 11, 2006
entry 600!!!!!
imagine that!!! 600 entries of the daily drivel!!! written by a recovering drunk!!
written by a graduate of sidewalk university, with a masters degree in dumpster diving and begging ala mode!!!
written by a fat assed moron who smokes too much, and guzzles down the coffee like grant took richmond!!
i know he took richmond!! i was there!!! i seen the whole thing!!!
ya know whats scary? hostess twinkies with a shelf life of 30 years!!!!
as the story goes, this school teacher was retiring after 30 years of faithful service, teaching the future of america with prestige and wit!!
well, back in 1970, he for some reason, placeed a wrapped hostess twinkie on top of the blackboard, and here it is the year 2000, 30 years later, and he was cleaning out his classroom for the last time.
well, he looked up at the corner of his blackboard, and seen something yellow up there.
lo and behold, when he reached up to get it, it was the twinkie he placed there in 1970. still yellow and firm and fresh, just like as if it was 1970.
i aint slept in 24 hours!!
moocher called me at 10 am yesterday and wanted me to work for him, so here i am, at work.
i think the poor soul lost his nerve. he will be here at 8 am.
the fancy smanchy hotel that they have been building for the past year, at which i used to close the gates, (remember that, veteran readers?) well, they are open fer bizness!!! finally!!! now, some of the rich folk can come to the heart of the ghetto, and pay 150 a night for a hilton suites hotel room!!!! right directly across the street from the rio grande, and if they are up high enough, a birds eye view of wino park, in all its drug infested glory!!! woo wooo!!!
somebuddys birthday is tomorrow!!! ha!!! i said "tomorrow" and you didnt, neener, neener!!!
well, its saturday, and i get off work at 8 am, and go home and sleep the day away!!
blogthings!!!!!
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You Are Curling |
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You Should Learn Chinese |
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