06:01 - Wednesday, Mar. 01, 2006
wednesday there is.......
trembling sheep!!
a short news article translated from the original suisse-french into english!!
TREMBLING SHEEP - trembling of the sheep again has been just detected in France, the ministry for Agriculure fears to have afaire with an atypical form of the EAST. Yesterday, the national Laboratory of reference for transmissible spongiform encephalopathies (IS or trembling of the sheep) of the French Agency of medical safety of food insulated on the brains from two sheep a stock presenting a profile different from that commonly observed in the event of trembling of the sheep according to an official statement the ministry for Agriculture.
The ministry specifies that these preliminary tests do not make it possible to draw from conclusions to date, and of the complementary analyses must be led. The taking away and the data were communicated, as Community legislation envisages it, to the Community laboratory of reference of Weybridge to the United Kingdom, and the European Commission in was informed. The first complementary analyses will require a time of several days and final results could be obtained at the end of one year of biological tests.
more funny translations!
In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
Coors put its slogan, "Turn It Loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer From Diarrhea."
In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
When Kentucky Fried Chicken entered the Chinese market, they discovered that their slogan "finger lickin' good" was translated as "eat your fingers off".
Frank Perdue was no better off. This chicken magnate's slogan: "It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken" was rendered in Spanish as "It takes a hard man to make a chicken aroused."
heres a A to Z meme thats been running amok on diaryland:
A - Accent: mixed. if angry, the new york talk comes out.
B - Breakfast Item: spam and eggs with coffee
C - Chore you hate: dusting. it never ends.
D - Dad's Name: edward the drunk.
E - Essential everyday item: Computer with internet access and tee vee
F - Flavour ice cream: rocky road
G - Gold or Silver? gold
H - Home town: where ever i lay down at night
I - Insomnia: sometimes
J - Job Title: snitch
K - Kids: all grown up
L - Living arrangements:large closet with cat
M - Mom's birthplace: halifax nova scotia, canada
N - Number of significant others you've ever had: the equivelant to the population of happy, texas
O - Overnight hospital stays: many
P - Phobia: death
Q - Queer?: I don't *think* so...
R - Religious Affiliation: it dont matter
S - Siblings: all graveyard dead
T - Time you wake up: between 3 and 5 am, mountain goat time
U - Unnatural hair colours you've worn: yellow
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: Brussels sprouts.
W - Worst habit: farting
X - X-rays you've had: Loads of dental x-rays, chest x-rays
Y - Yummy: biscuits and THICK sausage gravy
Z - Zodiac sign: libra.
as a general rule, i do not censor or prohibit anyone from commenting here on the daily drivel. after all, from the beginning, i have always said,"free speech practised here". sometimes i say things here that piss people off. sometimes i copy and paste stuff and forget to post the source. oftentimes, i joke about telling you guys to leave me a snidey comment.
but something is troubling me here, today, and enuff is enuff!! there is a fucking retard running around diaryland, calls itself PFIRSCH. this person revels in making nasty, inapproprate, insulting comments in peoples diaries, and simply put, this has to be stopped. even though this retard posts its comments from germany, i want to hereby inform this retarded person here and now, that continually making insulting, threatening comments in peoples comments is against U.S. Law.
Cyberstalking Laws
California
Cal. Civil Code � 1708.7
SECTION 1. It is the intent of this act to clarify that electronic communications are included in the actions that can constitute the crimes of harassment and stalking.
summary of United States Code, Title 18, as amended,
Cyberstalkers Act of 2000 - Revises stalking provisions of the Federal criminal code to prohibit a person: from traveling across a State line or within the special maritime or territorial jurisdiction of the United States with the intent to injure or harass another person by electronic means.
so, PFIRSCH, you are hereby put on notice, here and now, if you continue to harrass and stalk people here in diaryland, by making nasty, inapproprate, sexual or otherwise, comments, i will inform the FBI and INTERPOL, and will ensure that you be arrested and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. so, go on, fuck with me and my diaryland pals. see what happens to you. and if by the slimmest chance that i find out you are in the u.s. military, woe be unto your ass. i have your i.p. address, and the name of the town in germany where you are. you cannot hide.
IP Address: 84.154.186.70 Country: GERMANY City: BADEN-WURTTEMBERG ISP: KONSTANZ DEUTSCHE TELEKOM AG
so, you see, we got you. continue to stalk and harrass. see what happens to you. also, the administrator of this website, andrew, has been informed of your doings, and i am sure he will take action against you.
well, thats all there is, there is no more! (until tomorrow)!!
hava slap-happy, fun filled day!!!
