i had peanuts last night. no not fer supper silly, im not that poor!!
its just that i aint had peanuts for awhile, and it has the same effect on me as ex lax.
so, after the visit to the litter box, now, im burping peanuts. i can taste em when i burp.

still here? ok.

before i begin, i wanna say thanky yous to all my diaryland pals here who commented yesterday, you pals are just super!! and, i got a email from my pal, coffeegrind informing me that she got the prize package of Unique Utah Items that i sent her, hopefully she will reveal the contents for all to see!!! heheheeee.

secret revealed! (gasp!)

ok, im gonna spill it. the big secret is that my pal, poolagirl is been recruited by the executive of who did it and ran, ink!! (namely, me) to edit both my boring and lively entries here in diaryland, and turn em into a BOOK!! how you like them apples? when its published, in gonna make a gazillion dollars, and split it with her, 50/50!
so there, now you have it! its gonna be a while cause i have over 650 entries here, but thats what im gonna do!! so there!

did you watch deal or no deal last night? i did. this guy was on there, and he is a clown, and his whole family are clowns, and his g/f was there too. when the offer got huge, he asked that his girl friend join him up on stage. and he proposed to her right there!! on national tee vee even!! i gotta tell ya, the tears welled up real good!! that was so sweet, and good ole howie mandel, not to miss a beat, proclaimed, "wait a minute, its MY show!!" then he got down on one knee too, and said, "deal or no deal!!" and the girlfriend yelled in happiness, "DEAL!!!" then the best part, everyone cheered. and on the tee vee screen flashed, "DEAL!! ENGAGED!!" wooo wooo!!! if you missed that, for shame, for shame on yous!!
a few minutes later, the offer got real big, and heres the part i like, the guy said that greed is not good, and he took the deal!!! YAY!!! good choice too, cause his briefcase had like 50 bucks in it, and he went away with over 300 large!! woo woo!!

and who said tee vee is a mindless blob?

for a lil bit last night, my mind was wandering a bit, and i imagined being on the show. and howie asks, well, art what do you do for a living? i spurt out that i am a professional amtrak rider!! and whip out my amtrak guest rewards card for all to see, and when asked what that was i explain that i roam all around america on an amtrak train, i then show all my old library cards from all around america, and we are playing along, so the time comes to introduce the help, and since i dont have any family, a few of my diaryland pals were there, to cheer me on!! and in his carrier, was none other than creamsicle the cat!! what a good cat he was, too, i took him outta his carrier, and howie said, is that a good idea? and i said, aw its ok, all hes gonna do is curl up and goto sleep. which is what he did!!

all hail the tee vee!!! hehehe~!

if ya dont know it, pogo!!! has a brand new game!!! shufflebump!!! its addicting too!! i already have a game badge from it!!! im such a badge whore! hehehe!!! its kinda like shuffleboard, and curling. and its fun!! i was there 85% of the day!!! and after i get done with this, im going back over there!!!! shufflebump!!! be there!!! if ya new to pogo and need a guest pass so u can play shufflebump, let me know, and i will send you one!!

leave it to texas, them murdering bass-tids!!!

deep in the heart of texas, theres a guy on death row, and a judge hath decreed that he cannot be executed, because he is mentall ill when he does not take his meds! so what do they decree? well, they are gonna force the guy to take his meds, so they can cure him, then KILL HIM

isnt that special?

i gotta tell ya, im for the death penalty, but not like this!! and remember, this is the same state that when the bushwhacker was lord high govenor there, killed a inmate what got the death penalty, and that bass-tid was declared to have a brain of a 6 year old!! jeebus!!

if you a retard, or mentally ill, and you commit a crime that demands the death penalty, dont give the death penalty to these poor asswipes!! only give it to those who are not mentally ill or retarded. in case ya wondering why this poor bass-tid wasnt declared not guilty by reason of insanity, well the legal standard of insanity is that if you understand what the court procedure is and can assist in you defence, you aint nuts! even though ya hear voices, and hallucinate and see things that others dont!! aint that special?

see yas in pogo!!!

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