03:32 - 06 June, 2006
im back, for now!! wheeeeeeee!!
...and on the 3rd day, he rose again, according to the scriptures....
watch, someone will get offended!
well, im back folks!!! although i wont be posting everyday, i will be posting most days. thank you for all the kind notes i recieved, they are appreciated!
the dealio with radiogurl did not work out. it wasnt her fault; word press sucks! im thinking about using go daddy.com, its what radiogurl recommended, and im thinking about it.
some of you have been asking me in pogo about "being older than cheesus"
well, i 1st saw cheesus last year in yarnsmiths diary, and i laffed my cheesy ass off!! so, for those of ya who never seen cheesus......
so, there!
yesterday, doyle came by, and we went to big lots and spent over 1000 bucks
of legal currency and got this:
for my lobby. we also got some fake plastic plants that we gonna have maintenence bolt down on the floor and some pics for the walls.
did ya know that fake plastic plants are expensive?? we could not believe the prices they wanted for fake plants at some stores!! so we go a few at big lots!!
i never got around to showing ya this one, but a coupla weeks ago, i went a wooting a woot.com, and got this gem:
cappochino/latte coffee maker!! hay boxx, lookit the doll cups!!! wheeeeee!!! 20 bucks, something like that, and guess what? hehe.. i didnt have to goto woot to get this, it was at big lots for 20 bux too!! aw well.
today. i have to serve a 3 day pay or scam notice to one of my "problem" tenants. im glad. we have someone ready to move in when we get this one out. she just didnt pay the rent. and no, its not the gal that has the mind of a 8 year old, either. this is anutter one that does drugs, but i cant never legally catch her doing them. funny how that is. i got a master key, and i could just waltz right on in there when i know she is doing drugs, but, in reality, i cant! aw well, shucks!
its been hot as hell, even worse!! my skin is darkening to mexican proportions; when i get like this in the summer, i look so mexican, that the mexicans speak mexican to me, and the border patrol wants to see my green card!! woo!!
one time i was in san diego (hiya poolie!!) and after donating plasma, some udder tramp was tellin me about how down in TJ, you can sell whole blood for 50 bucks!~! woo!!
so, a few days later, i went down there. there was a turnstyle ya go thru, and no one bothered to stop me, which i thought was unusual. so, i went the the stab lab, and got the blood drawn, and got my 50.
which amounted to i think, oh around 5 bux!! which i was getting for PLASMA!! hehehe. but here comes the BEST PART!
getting back into estados unidos!! haha!!
i showed my drivers licence and ss card to the u.s. customs guy, and he took one look at me (dead of summer, me, mexican looking) and started to speak mexican to me. i tole him in the kings english, that i dont speak wetback, and he tole me to hava seat; i sat there for 5 hours while they determined that i was a honest to goodness american citizen! ha! they asked a bunch of dumbassed questions, of which i gave flippant answers, cos back then i was a pure asshole, and i tole mr customs guy to look in his database after each flippant answer. they wanna be asswipes, i figured, so can i; which was the attitude i had taken with them. so finally, they let me back in san diego, and boy was i pissed. i found that other tramp, and tole him about his "50 bux"!! haha!!
well, folks, im gonna work for the moocher tonight, 4 pm to 8 am, so, im gonna try to get some more sleep. i know doyle will be here at 8 or 8:30 so we can serve up the 3 day paper to this gal. and hopefully she will just move out. legally, she dont have to move out, she can take it to court and lose; that would give her about a few more weeks to a month more. lets ee what happens!! now, your job here, if you decide to do this, is to scroll up top and clicky on where it sez "Notes" and leave a snidey note!! hehe!! and finally, mom-on-roof, check ya mailbox tomorrow or the next day, theres a prize package worth 500 PESOS that the who did it and ran, prize patrol hath sent!!
"candy coated popcorn, peanuts, and a prize!! thats what ya get with cracker jacks!" wheeeeee
hava swell day and see yas in pogo!!
