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04:00 - 24 July, 2006
mormons


today is a solemn holiday here in the land o'mormon! its as solemn as the 4th of july! Banks are closed! Busses run on SUNDAY schedules, Cabbies will prosper this morning!! Libraries are closed! (OMG!! wheres the tramps gonna hang out today????) parks will be filled with picnicners (except wino park) and there will be a parade!! its july 24th!!! the days o' 47!!! its PIONEER DAY!!! damn those pioneers!!


and now, as promised yesterday, brought to you by sominex, that all encompassing mouthwash that helps you sleep, and by garcias donuts, all the federales loves garcias donuts, cause the CIA is in garcia!!! and also by nature, cause this aint really natural, folks, its 4 am!!! i give you........

the mormon in its natural habitat

here in this 1st pic, we see a typical traffic sign that is prevalent only here in the land o'mormon, and is included in the drivers licence manual......


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mormons are chameleons in some ways, here is a group camoflaged as regular folk on a city street...

and here we see a couple just starting out in life, this is a rare sighting, as the mormon family pack usually consists of the husband, and its 6 mates, along with 50 children; similar to the catholic species, in that the mormon in general dont practice birth control....



  

here we see a pair, out on the hunt, with a potential unsuspecting victim; they generally hunt in pairs, looking for new prey to convince them to join their packs.....



  

for scientific study purposes, the U.S. Forest Service on occasion, traps the mormon species in pairs when they can, (they can be pretty elusive) and holds them for study, and tagging....


and here we see a typical nesting site, where they come to roost only on sundays for some still to be determined reason.....



  

in this next shot, we see a pair of mormons who have successfully intergrated into human society which is a natural trait, so as to try to increase the population of the species....

and finally, in full regalia, a conclave of mormons in the wild....


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we hope you have enjoyed this photorama of mormons in their natural habitat, brought to you today thru a grant from the kitty litter foundation, and by the shredded wheat foundation. No mormons were injured during the process of this picturerama, and any mormons captured for study were safely released back into the wild.

tune in next week as we travel to rome, italy, to explore the catholic species in their natural habitat. this has been nature on parade with your host, who did it and ran. stay tuned for The Munsters on most of these idiotic channels (except on the west coast)

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