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07:15 - 23 August, 2006
its wednesday!!!!
dont try the following at home, kiddies, unless you have charcoal for lungs, and have been smoking for at least 30 years or more!!

yesterday, i finished up cleaning the cesspool that was kenny the drunks apartment. it looks like a normal place now. floors and countertops scrubbed, fridge cleaned out, bathroom tub and tile scrubbed and floor scoured and toilet and sink sanitised!!!

cleaning ingredients!

bleach
amnonia
mop and glow
all purpose floor cleaner
pine sol
very hot water

all the above ingredients were put into an industrial bucket with mop squeegee, and bleach was applied liberally in addition onto the floors and tub. let the scrubbing begin! this combo makes black tubs turn white!! a few hours later, when all the scrubbing was done, i felt a certain pride in that i felt a job well done. the fridge was caked with hardened masses of food items. the fridge looks showroom new now!

doyle came by whilst i was in the mist of the cleaning fog, as i was in the bathroom, and scrubbing out the black mold from the tub with my miracle solution, and was amazed as the mop was applied, the scum was tore away, and the natural white colour of the tub was revealed! he mentioned that the ciggy smoke odor was gone too. me of course, could not smell anything. he gave me an extra 10 bux just for a great job.

the parking lot people came by yesterday and worked their stuff. the parking lot looks just fabulous now!! but.....

theres always a but...........

the stripers came yesterday evening. they were not supposed to come until this morning........

they did a good job striping.......

but.......

they striped the parking lot all wrong!!!!

they used yellow instead of white, and the handicap parking space is striped wrong!!!

doyle is gonna hava fit!!! instructions were not followed!!!

ladedadedadedeediddledeedooo..........

once again, i had to repair larrys puter. larry is my tenant who has the mind of a 12 year old, and he is really puter dumb. his cousin comes by on the weekends, and bulldogs him into letting him use the puter, and this moron fucks it up. i found trojans, and malware, and all kinds of evil junk on the hard drive. including a fake innernet exploder icon when you click on it 64736837126437643 windows pop up instantly!!! forget about shutting this pup down the normal way. you have to remove the electricity completey from the puter, then, just as quick, after you apply the electricity back, you have to wipe the hard drive clean, and start over again. this time, i gave him a free copy of mac afee anti virus and installed that. also, i told him AGAIN not to let his cousin use the puter!!! i told him that when he comes, to just unplug the modem, and put it in a drawer. i told him that this is the LAST TIME i am coming over to fix his shit. my whole evening was shot to hell. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

i just dont like it when people take advantage of folks like larry.


when i was a kid, mirrors facinated me. scared me to bits too. at the amusement park when i was 5, they had a scale that you put a penny in, and there was a mirror that when you looked into it, you would see a monkey. scared the shit right outta me, literally.

at home, i would look in the mirror and see my reflection, and make believe that i could jump into the mirror, and run around in the backwards world that was on the other side of the mirror, and wondered that if i done that, would my likeness in the mirror do the same thing. then i would imagine the world on the other side of the mirror was the "evil" world, as i was in the "good" world, and then i would think that, and decide that to jump over to the other side would be perilous, and not a very good idea.

then, one day, i saw this movie on tee vee that validated my fears. this astronaut flew to the other side of the sun, and on the other side of the sun, was a "mirror" world of the earth. you can see this world thru a mirror. he landed, and everything was backwards and evil. and he didnt have enough rocket fuel to return to us, but he figured out that all he had to do was go thru a mirror on that side, and he would arrive back home here safely.

thats how i recall that movie. i was 5. hehehee. i cant remember that movies name, but i wont forget it ever!!!

i been mentioning that i am supposed to goto another property we manage, to look at the porches and discuss how much its gonna cost for me to paint it. don the maintenence man is supposed to take me there, cos doyle dont manage this property, and he dont have a key to it.
im gonna do the job, and charge 13 an hour to do it.

well, lets see what today brings. i have to call doyle inna hour and inform him of the striping snafu, and i think clady the cleaner is coming to wash the walls in the now empty apt. and friday the rug man is coming to install a new rug, then a few more touch ups, and then by the 1st, the new tenant will move in. we have 25 ppl on the waiting list to get in here.

thats the news you can use, all day long, today is pogo badge day!!!

bulletins at once, you have been watching the NBC (No Body Cares) television network!!!



  

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