05:42 - Sunday, Nov. 19, 2006
ya call this funny? wheres jack benny??
well, heres my uptake on the meme i stole from radiogurl!!
A - Available: for births, weddings, and loansharking
A - Age: before beauty, always!
A - Annoys: everyone!
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B - Best Physical Feature: my big toenails!!! they double as weapons!
B - Beer: its not heer~!!
B - Birthday: presents!!!
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C - Crush: that can
C - Car: 54, where are you?
C - Career: the reer of that car!
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D - Day or night: scary sight!
D - Dream Car: yea, im dreaming i own a car!
D - Dogs or Cats: should be taught to use toilet paper!
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E - Egg nog: fried, or scrambled?
E - E-mail: [email protected]
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F - Favorite color: magnavox!
F - Favorite Bands: rubber, plastic, metal
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G - Gummy Bears or Worms: scare the shit outta me!
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H - Hair Color: by L'Or�al!!! only $5.99!!!
H - Happy: days, starring ron howard
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I - Instrument: fork, knife and spoon, make me wanna swoon!!
I - Idol: I dol, I dol, its off to work I go!!
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J - Jewelery: only 1/2 Jewelery, udder 1/2 Christelery
J - Job: was very faithful to the lord, despite what the lord done to him
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K - Kids: run ramshod over parents these days
K - Kickboxing or karate: i'd rather kick boxes
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L - Longest Car Ride: never ends
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M - Milk Flavor: brand dog bisquits, in the pet aisle!
M - Most missed memory: the war of 1812, those were good times! i miss that memory, i wish it would come back!
M - Movie Last Watched: what about first watched? why is it always last watched?
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N - Number of Siblings: depends on how big the turkey is, if ya hava lot, it makes good gravy.
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O - One wish: two wish, three wish, four!
O - One regret: i get only one? aw, man, why? why? only one? i want more!!
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P - Part of your appearance you like best: the grand part
P - Piercings: the cake with a fork, if no crumbs come out, its done!
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R - Reason to smile: im alive! its not memorex!
R - Reality TV Show: the adventures of ozzie and harriet!
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S - Song Last Heard: a discouraging word, and the skys are all cloudy all day!!!
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T - Time you woke up: yea, its about time i woke up, doncha think?
T - Time Now: for these fine products!
T - Time for bed: ok! good night!
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U - Unpredictable: thats what you are! unpredictable! la de dee darrr!!!
U - Underwear: under there! see?
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V - Vegetable you hate: the ones i never ate!
V - Vacation spot: remover, for those nasty vacations spots on the floor!!
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W - Worst habit: the german chocolate we all adore!
W - Where are you going to travel? when are ya gonna gimme the money?
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X - X-Ray: specs. only 10 cents and 2 box tops!
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Y - Year it is now: 1826
Y - Yellow: yellow? is anyone there? yellow??
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Z - Zoo Animals: are fun to watch
Z - Zodiac Sign: Libra, doncha know!
and, thats our show for tonight! see you next time!! you are coming back arent ya? cmon, i need the ratings!! i have mouths to feed!!! please!! think of the kitty cats!!! if the network cancells me, im finished!! ill be picking food outta garbage cans!!! cmon! oh please tune in next time!! my career is at stake here!!! dont let those stuffed shirts at the network fire me!!! im begging here!!!
