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08:10 - Wednesday, Nov. 29, 2006
new template, cos inna coffee-less fog, i screwed up the other one, and so heres the new one.
Last night, on the NBC(No Body Cares)Nightly news with Brian Williams, He told me that the United States Citizenship and Immigration Service will be changing the questions you need to take to become a Citizen of this great country!! and, of course, the mexicans are crying foul! oh, WHAAAAA!!! SHUT UP ALREADY!! stay in your country and goto school if you cant pass this test!!! the test must be done in english, and its an oral test. So, just for shits and kicks, i posted the questions here and you can see these same questions here and take the test, why doncha? i got 100% because im edumacated, and a smart bastard!! i been to scool! i took the test in 1976 and became a citizen!!! if i can do it and pass, anyone can!! give it a shot!! Do you have what it takes to become a citizen? When immigrants want to become Americans, they must take a civics test as part of their naturalization interview before a Citizenship and Immigration Services officer. The questions are usually selected from a list of 100 sample questions click here to see the questions that prospective citizens can look at ahead of the interview (though the examiner is not limited to those questions). Some are easy, some are not. We have picked some of the more difficult ones. Should you be welcomed immediately to the Land of the Free or sent home for some more homework? Find out! (PLEASE NOTE: These questions are as asked on the official United States Immigration and Naturalization Services Web site. Candidates are not given multiple choices in the naturalization interview, which is conducted orally.) So, ya wanna become a citizen? take the test. EMAIL ME THE ANSWERS: [email protected]; DONT PUT THE ANSWERS IN MY COMMENTS!!! there are 20 questions here, and in the citizenship test, there are 10 questions, and you need 6 out of 10 correct answers to pass. on this test, you need to get 12 out of 20 to pass. if you pass, i'll tell everyone!! if you fail, you go to the Nation of Quebec!! NO CHEATING!!!! 1. How many stripes are there on the U.S. flag? 10 13 50 51 2. Who is the chief justice of the Supreme Court today? George W. Bush Alberto Gonzales Thomas Jefferson John G. Roberts Jr. 3. In what year was the Constitution written? 1776 1787 1876 1812 4. Which of these is guaranteed by the First Amendment? Freedom of the press Right to bear arms Right to happiness Right to trial by jury 5. How many Supreme Court justices are there? 3 9 10 13 6. What are the first 10 amendments to the Constitution called? The Preamble The Bill of Rights First Ten Amendments Lewis �Scooter� Libby 7. When was the Declaration of Independence adopted? July 4, 1776 July 4, 1787 July 4, 1812 July 4, 1876 8. Which of the following amendments to the Constitution does NOT address or guarantee voting rights? 19th Amendment 24th Amendment 15th Amendment 7th Amendment 9. What are the 13 original states? Connecticut, New Hampshire, New York, New Zealand, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Delaware, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Rhode Island, Maryland Connecticut, New Hampshire, New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Rhode Island, Maryland Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Kentucky, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Rhode Island, Maryland Connecticut, New Hampshire, New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Rhode Island, Maryland, Washington, D.C. 10. What do the stripes on the U.S. flag mean? The Cabinet One for each state in the Union They represent the 13 original states One for each article of the Constitution 11. What is the introduction to the Constitution called? The Preamble The Bill of Rights The Declaration of Independence The Articles of Confederation 12. How many changes or amendments are there to the Constitution? 9 10 13 27 13. Which of the following is NOT one of the constitutional requirements to be eligible to become president? Must be at least 35 years old by the time he/she will serve Must have lived in the United States for at least 14 years Must be a natural-born citizen of the United States Must have served as a governor 14. Who selects the Supreme Court justices? The Electoral College The people They are appointed by the president The Senate 15. How many representatives are there in Congress? 50 100 102 435 16. Who said, "Give me liberty or give me death"? George Washington Benjamin Franklin Thomas Jefferson Patrick Henry 17. Why did the Pilgrims come to America? In search of gold To meet the Indians For religious freedom To escape the Revolutionary War 18. Who has the power to declare war? Congress The president Chief justice of the Supreme Court Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff 19. What INS form is used to apply to become a naturalized citizen? Form N-200 "Petition for Naturalization" N-400 "Application for Naturalization" Social Security card FD-258 20. Which of these contains three rights or freedoms guaranteed by the Bill of Rights? Right to life, right to liberty, right to the pursuit of happiness Freedom of speech, freedom of press, freedom of religion Right to protest, right to protection under the law, freedom of religion Freedom of religion, right to elect representatives, human rights
SO, how did ya do? email me the answers: [email protected] and let me know!!! it FINALLY SNOWED a decent amount last night, and zipper was looking out the window at it and im not sure if hes amazed or terrified!!! later on, when the sun comes up, and the darkness goes away, i will leash him up and take him outside with camera in hand, and we will see how zipper reacts to his 1st snow!!!! wheeeeeeeee!!!! tune in tomorrow to find out if you goto QUEBEC or stay here!!! heheheheee!!!! oh one last thing... any buddy know what happened to our pal, mom-on-roof?? its been 26 daze since her last confession!! we here at the offices of who did it and ran, ink, miss her terribly, and want her to come back and regale us with her stories!!! one final dealie!!! i was yakking with my pal, bluesleepy yesterday, a true American, whos hubby is a Chief Petty Officer in The United States Navy, and she emailed me a funny as all get out commercial, i seen it and busted a gut!!! wheeeeeee!!! i put it on photobucket, and posted it here for your enjoyment!!! well, thats all i have, cya tomorrow!!!!
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