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05:12 - Monday, Dec. 04, 2006
monday ramblings
just waking up here, monday, dec 4, 2006. 21 more shoplifting daze b4 xmas!! 4 am. i had another dream, but while cooking the coffee, it vanished from the memory screen, lost forever in the myriad of wires and paths that is my positronic brain, slightly damaged from years of neglect and alcohol and drug abuse.

zipper is 7 months old!!! yes indeedy!!! imagine being on the earth just 7 months. cats are far more superiour than humans in this aspect. he can feed himself. he knows where the toilet is and how to use it. he now sits up and guards the imperial palace all night long. when he wants something, he comes to you and tells you in a calm voice.

a human baby at 7 months on the planet; well, he spills his bowels regularly, you must put a diaper on him, you have to feed him, and smack his back to get him to release his gas. sleeps erratically, and screams at the top of his lungs to get your attention.

i'll take the cat thank you very much.

yesterday, i was reading my pal, sunshine0221 when at the end of her entree, i noticed this:

holidailies!!!! dag nabbit!! i forgot all about them!! you are supposed to post a drivel a day for 30 days!! from dec. 1 to jan 1!!! and i forgot!! well, now i have to play catch-up(pass the mustard) you can only post an entree every 8 hours; so i put dec 1 on yesterday, and dec 2 on a lil while ago, then about 12:30 or so i can put on yesterdays, then before bedtime for bonzo, i can put in this one!!! whew!!! consistency!!! we must have consistency, while maintaining some calm order and semblence around here; after all, now that im awake, the cat just went to sleep; it was a successful shift change, after all, some one has to be awake around here 24/7 to guard the imperial palace and all its encrusty jewels!!!

when i was at the store sat. evening before i came home from the rio, i picked up a 6 pack of coca-cola in the 8 oz. glass bottles!!! why is the 8 oz bottle bigger than the 12 oz can, yet the can has more?? i dont get that.the bottle is bigger, yet holds less. a technological marvel, it is!!

people talk about their christmas traditions; how they goto so- and so's and ppl get drunk and the fight breaks out.... yada yada... my christmas tradition has become working at the rio!! for the third consecutive year now, (2004, 2005, 2006) i will be working at the rio!! which means thatdoyle will have to come get me, as the friggen busses wont be running. at least, the bus system here wont be hiking up their fares for the new year!! $1.50 is just plenty, thank you! i'd save some money (hahahhaaa) and get one of them moto-scooters you see all the kool kids gliding around on, but, i weigh too much!!! (max. weight-250 lbs) they need to make a fat boys scooter!!

well, imus in the morning is on, its funday monday, time to start the day!!!


i'm 7 months old

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