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09:26 - Sunday, Dec. 07, 2008
sunday update brought to you by brillo!
Dear Retail Customer,

Welcome to our store! we greatly value your business, and appreciate that you took the time to stop by and do your shopping with us!! i would just like to take this time to remind you that certain behaviours by you are not appreciated.

When you come into Men's Furnishings, and are trying to decide what brand of underwear and style, please come and shop with this in mind;

when you open the packaging to handle the material, and look at the style, and turn it all around, unfolding it, and throwing the packaging all around, and the merchandise ends up on the floor, or back on the counter, and you leave, and do the same with the Tee Shirts and other nightwear, please understand that you are making it very hard for us to sell this merchandise, as now, we have to repackage it, and sometimes we cannot repackage it according to how it was done in the factory, and we end up pulling the merchandise and marking it as "damaged" and we now have to go through the hassle of paperwork, and submitting the merchandise for a credit, and in turn that will cause us to raise our prices even higher!

if you do not know what size your husband/boyfriend/daddy/grandpa is, please ask us for assistance! we will be more than happy to assist you in obtaining the proper size!! and remember, all nightwear we carry are made of COTTON, and it all feels the same, and yes, the underwear does stretch and when you take it out of the packaging, and stretch it out like you are armed with a slingshot, we cannot sell that item! although our policy forbids us to charge you for the merchandise when you take it out of the packaging, other retailers just might do that!

so, in closing, i'd like to review to you what the procedure is, so you may enjoy a wonderful shopping experience;

DO NOT take the merchandise out of the packaging, and handle it then toss it on the floor or elseware!

ASK one of us for assistance! we are more than happy to help you!!

Again, we appreciate your continued business, and we are ready to serve you!

sincerly,

Your Clerk.

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yesterday was very busy and hectic, and the 8 hours of work was over with, i was thouroughly exhausted, and my feets were screaming eagles!! i earned every bit of the 63 bux that i got paid yesterday!! when i got back to the good mission, the one with a BED, i took off my boots and socks, and lapsed into unconciousness, to arise well rested to face the sunday, of which i work 12 to 4 pm, and happy for it!!

i wonder what fun awaits me today! i love my job, and its swell, and im develouping a high tolerance for KNUCKLEHEADS customers who come in and try to turn my department into a train wreck! welp, thats part of the business, and part of what i get paid for is to clean up after the SLOBS customers!

hava fun sunday!! i know i will!!
and now, i leave ya's with my starbux pic, recently took free o'charge by starbucks, to help promote the RED campaign!! wheeee!!!


this is what a professional starbux drinker looks like!

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