09:14 - Monday, Dec. 15, 2008
the monday report
BACK to work monday!! yay!!!
thanks for all the fine comments!! its appreciated!!
so, here we are once again at the employment office, its 20 above outside, and i know to some of you, that aint nothing! so, i wont whine about it!!
In disturbing news for Yankees fans, the team's troubling drought of not signing a high-profile pitcher to a bloated, megamillion contract is now into its third day. How long must we endure this tragedy? When will it end? The count continues! Stay tuned!
didya see the bushwhacker almost get clobbered by flying shoes yesterday? it seems that its an iraqi custom to throw shoes at you if they think you to be a low life cretin. when they hustled off that journalist yesterday, they took him in the next room and beat him so bad he was wailing like a schoolgirl! all this while the bushwhacker was back up on the podium, telling folks that the incident is "all part of the democratic process".
lets all meet him at andrews afb when air force one returns, and when he deplanes lets all pelt him with our shoes! after all, we as americans know full well how to engage in the democratic process!!
the electoral college meets and votes today. wouldnt it be a hoot if they all collectively changed the vote and voted in john mc cain?? what would happen, you think?
THE TOP 10 quotes of 2008, as compiled by the editor of the Yale Book of Quotations:
1. "I can see Russia from my house!" � Comedian Tina Fey, while impersonating Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin on "Saturday Night Live," broadcast Sept. 13
2. "All of them, any of them that have been in front of me over all these years." � Palin, responding to a request by CBS anchor Katie Couric to name the newspapers or magazines she reads, broadcast Oct. 1
3. "We have sort of become a nation of whiners." � former Sen. Phil Gramm, an economic adviser to Sen. John McCain, quoted in The Washington Times, July 10
4. "It's not based on any particular data point, we just wanted to choose a really large number." � Treasury Department spokeswoman explaining how the $700 billion number was chosen for the initial bailout, quoted on Forbes.com Sept. 23
5. "The fundamentals of America's economy are strong." � McCain, in an interview with Bloomberg TV, April 17
6. "Decisions by the Secretary pursuant to the authority of this Act are nonreviewable and committed to agency discretion, and may not be reviewed by any court of law or any administrative agency." � The Treasury Department's proposed Emergency Economic Stabilization Act, September 2008
7. "Maybe 100." � McCain, discussing in a town-hall meeting in Derry, N.H., how many years U.S. troops could remain in Iraq, Jan. 3
8. "I'll see you at the debates, b � ." � Paris Hilton in a video responding to a McCain television ad, August 2008
9. "Barack, he's talking down to black people. ... I want to cut his ... off." � the Rev. Jesse Jackson, overheard over a live microphone before a Fox News interview, July 6
10. "Cash for trash." � Paul Krugman discussing the financial bailout, The New York Times, Sept. 22
im kinda fond of #2 by sarah palin!
sen. mc cain was asked if he would support palin for president in 2012 and he basically said no, then he waffled and said it was too soon after his own defeat to be making any kind of decisions like that. "the corpse is still warm, ya know" he was quoted as saying.
poor sen mc cain, he realises that he made a fatal error in picking palin.
well, im fully rested, fed, slept inna bed even!! and ready to go back to work!! yay!! im armed with the doctors note and good to go!!
thanks again for all the well wishes comments folks!! you guys are just swell!!!
