14:14 - Wednesday, Dec. 31, 2008
the last meme of 2008
now, heres something we hope you really like! the thievery division of who did it and ran, ink!! stole this meme fair and square from my pal, the purple chai
this is the last meme of 2008! enjoy!
#1 What did you do in 2008 that you'd never done before?
i actually went out and played in traffic when some said to me, "why dont you go and play in traffic?"
#2 Did you keep your new year's resolutions and will you make more for next year?
i didnt keep my new years resolutions, because they fell thru a hole i had in my pocket, and i wont make more for this year cause i do not have access to an oven.
#3 Did anyone close to you give birth?
since i wasnt allowed up in an maternity ward, i'd have to say, no.
#4 Did anyone close to you die?
i did, for about 30 seconds or so. no foolin!
#5 What countries did you visit?
the peoples republic of oregon and the democratic republic of california.
#6 What would you like to have in 2009
a bowling alley.
#7 What dates from 2008 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
i didnt go out on a date with anyone.
#8 What was your biggest achievement of the year?
waking up each day and breathing without assistance.
#9 What was your biggest failure?
spilling my coffee.
#10 Did you suffer illness or injury? i cut myself shaving frequently, also,
i was rendered into unconsciousness a few weeks ago, thats when i discovered that my invulnerability powers had gone away.
#11 What was the best thing you bought?
a ham and cheese sandwich.
#12 Whose behavior made you appalled or depressed?
when george carlin up and croaked, i was appalled by his behaviour.
#13 Whose behavior merited celebration?
Queen Elizabeth II. She didnt say a bad thing about anyone.
#14 Where did most of your money go?
i dont know, it ran away from me long ago, and i havent heard from it since.
#15 What did you get really, really, really excited about?
sleeping all night on more than one occasion.
#16 Compared to this time last year, are you:
a. happier or sadder? Happier.
b. thinner or fatter? thinner.
c. richer or poorer? Poorer.
#17 What do you wish you'd done more of?
bowling.
#18 What do you wish you'd done less of?
begging.
#19 How did you spend Christmas?
freezing my ass off.
#20 Did you fall in love in 2008?
No i dont fall much. im pretty well balanced.
#21 How many one-night stands?
how about one night sits?
#22 What was your favorite TV program?
The commercials.
#23 Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
No. I didn't hate anyone last year either. I try to reserve hate for Hitler or Pol Pot or the like.
#24 What was the best book you read?
one that i didnt pay for.
#25 What did you want and get?
i wanted a million dollars. i got a starbux card.
#26 What did you want and not get?
i woulda settled for a thousand dollars.
#27 What was your favorite film of this year?
a film of grease on a plate that added extra flavour to the meal.
#28 What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
i took a shower and used soap. i was 50. it was time.
#29 What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
having more gravy.
#30 How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2008?
anything that dont smell bad and fits good.
#31 Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
i like heinz fancy ketchup. its fancy.
#32 What political issue stirred you the most?
putting cream in my coffee. i used a stirrer. that created a political uproar at the hobo starbux.
#33 Who did you miss?
i missed a bus. more than once. however, the bus came back, and like the prodigal son, all was forgiven.
#34 Who was the best new person you met?
i didnt see any new persons, just used ones.
#35 Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2008.
put yer change in yer shoe when you goto sleep at night, so you will have it in the morning, and it wont be all over your bed. and make damn sure you take ALL the change outta the shoes, otherwise you will be stepping on a penny all day long.
#36 Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.
Bi eye Bi, Bi eye bo;
Bi eye bippy eye, bi eye bo;
bippy eye oh bi eye boo, bippy eye oh boo!
welp, that is certainly that!!
