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09:57 - Saturday, Jan. 10, 2009
end of year meme!
happy unemployed saturday folks!!!
it looks like by an overwhealming margin, this current template got re-elected for anutter term in office so say yew da pee-pole, so, wee will keep it!!

small update on the shoot-em-up that happened not 3 hours before the opening of the hobo starbux, and around the corner from the same!
one of the victims is now graveyard dead! well, he wont be smoking anymore crack!
that statement might seem a lil terse to some readers, but, lets face it folks, here in pioneer square, they sling and smoke the crack so much around here, that something like this happens on a regular basis, and its not just here, but in most "downtrodden" neighbourhoods across the nation!
thanks for voting for the template! now, one more thing to ask, do you read me, but dont see your blog-o-name on my scrolling list of readers under the "diaryland pals"? you dont have to live in diaryland to be seen in the scroll roll, just tell me your blog-o-name, and that you read me, and i will add your linky here!! thanx!!

now, heres a "end of year meme" that i stole fair and square from my sweet pal, bindyree

What did you do in 2008 that you�ve never done before?
i actually paid my taxes, and got a refund, too!

Did you keep your New Year�s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
i couldnt afford to keep them, so i got $40.00 for them in the pawn shop! and i dont have the proper cooking facilities to make some more, so i wont have any, unless i see some cheep in the salvation army thrift shop, perhaps i can stuff some inna $1 a pound bag sale on saturdays?!?

Did anyone close to you give birth?
i had to read in the paper that a distant cousin, tim lee thong, one of the chinese pandas in the national zoo gave birth, but took it back! hes always been such an indian giver, that tim!

Did anyone close to you die?
I almost did, having a tussle with Dr. Death, but, i won! im still here!

What countries did you visit?
The Peoples Republic of Oregon, and the Peoples Democratic Republic of California, and the Kingdom of Nevada.

What would you like to have in 2009 that you lacked in 2008
Lotsa Legal Tender for all Debts, Public and Private!

What dates from 2008 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
i didnt go on any dates in 2008, because i'm socially inept.

What�s your biggest achievement of the year?
Breathing and Farting on a regular basis.

What was your biggest failure?
Losing my superpowers. i am now a mortal, and my farts now stink.

Did you suffer illness or injury?
Both, thanks.

What�s the best thing you bought?
A plate of biscuits and gravy with toast and coffee!

Whose behavior merited celebration?
Irish Spring Deodorant Soap, for doing its job properly, without fail!

Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
The New York Yankees, for firing Joe Torre.

Where did most of your money go?
it went into various cash registers across the nation, as i singlehandedly tried to restore the economy.

What did you get really, really excited about?
Eating a bowl of steamed broccoli.

What song will always remind you of 2008?
row, row your boat!
Compared to this time last year, are you happier or sadder? Richer or poorer? Thinner or fatter?
sometimes.

What do you wish you�d done more of?
flying aeroplanes!

What do you wish you�d done less of?
peeing.

How did you spend Christmas?
I couldnt afford to spend christmas, i had to save some for rent money for a bed at the mission!

Did you fall in love in 2008?
i wanted to, but if i fell in, i woulda plugged it up!

What was your favorite TV program?
BILLY MAYS HERE, FOR OXYCLEAN!

Do you hate anyone now that you didn�t hate this time last year?
i hate sidewalk spitters.

What did you want and get?
i wanted a million dollars, i got a bed at the mission!

What did you want and not get?
i wanted the red sox to win the world series, and i didnt get my championship ring.

What was your favorite film of this year?
the film on a bowl of cheese and broccoli soup that is created when it sits in the bowl for a while!

What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
i sat in the hobo starbux, and i was really feeling old, too!

What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
a nice big fat cheeseburger with mustard.

How would you describe your personal fashion concept for 2008?
parading around naked, but that didnt catch on as the new summer craze, so i abandonded the idea.

What kept you sane?
coffee!

What celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
i like heinz fancy ketchup, its fancy!

What political issue stirred you the most?
voting!

Who did you miss?
i miss my alter ego, hes wandering around the country somewhere!

Who was the best new person you met?
i met bindyree live and in person, also, zucchini breath

Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2008:
that it was hard to stretch out on zucchini breath's floor when she lived in The City! but it was nice just the same! also, starbux coffee gets cold when you let it sit for a while on a table!

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