13:37 - Tuesday, Jan. 27, 2009
cant bull shit a bull shitter (pass the TP, willya?)
happy hot lunch tuesday! (of which i didnt attend!)
and now the snooze-d-news!
I caught a gig at the convention center washing dishes for next week, i filled out the app this morning, and the woman tole me that she will call tomorrow. its 9 bux an hour just for next week! run by aramark. or maybe you can say "run amok!" haha!
also, on the same bus transfer, i got a $30 safeway card for filling out a questionaire and getting a blood draw for smoking cigarettes. took all of 20 minutes!
the puter at the employment office was so god awful slow this morning, i did all of the above and came back and the home page STILL hadn't loaded yet!!
QUIET, you numbskulls, i'm broadcasting!
last evening whilst sitting in the dining hall at the mission enjoying a ham dinner with ziti and cheese, and peas, please, reece who checks us tramps in at night, came in and said he needed a volunteer to do an interview! so, being the good sport i am, i shot up my hand, and lo and behold, KIRO radio was there, and wanted to know the lastest and greatest amoung the homeless situation here in seattle, and i gave it to her, being ever mindful of the watchful eye of the program manager, after all, i didnt wanna say anything BAD about the mission, ya know? i know how to play ball! hehe!
after that melee was done, i got an "atta boy" from him, and then, i went to bed. bleah!
in the GMAIL dept of answering ads from craigslist; i seen a "secret shopper" gig in there, and got a reply this morning, and sent off as requested, my name and particulars, BUT NO SS INFO! just name addy fone number and all that! so this is the response i got just a lil while ago. NOTICE the many TYPOS! heheee!
craigslist ad
from:
adams smith to me
show details 1:19 PM (34 minutes ago) Reply
Dear Survey Agent,
You have been Accepted as one of our Mystery shopper/Survey Agent.
You will be evaluating Wal-Mart Stores and Money Gram Services in your
neighborhood, kindly check out for one Wal-Mart store and one money
gram agent outlet you will like to evaluate , make sure the store and
the outlet you will chose are close to your area as much as possible ,
you will have to send the name and address of the two location to
us,Please note that you are to act Cool,Calm and Confident through out
the period which you will be carrying out your survey at the store, in
order not to arouse any suspicion. you will be shopping at Wal-Mart
stores and also make a transaction at the MoneyGram , you will write a
report about the customer services , you will send your report back to
us via Email , you will have to use the following pointers to prepare
your report :
1) How long it took you to get services.
2)Ambiance/Outlook of the Shop/Outlet
3) Smartness of the attendant
4)Customer service professionalism
5)Reaction of personnel under pressure
6)Information that you think would be helpful
7)Your comments and impressions.
A package will be sent out to you, inside the package you will find
your Compensation payment and other fund you will use to carry out
your surveying process , you must not use your personal money to
complete any of the surveying process and there will be no
reimbursement of any kind since we are providing you with all the fund
your will need to carry out the survey .
An Evaluation Instruction will be given to your through email, this
will tell you what to do at the Wal-mart and the Money Gram location
and how to expend the fund at each location .
Please reply this Email and give us the name and address of the
Wal-mart and MoneyGram location you will be evaluating .
Thank you.
The Hiring Manager
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Is it still available for sale??? I hope its well okay as you
described on the advert and would like purchase it thanks.
Smith.
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SOOOOOOO, just for shits and giggles, i sent em off the addy's to the wal mart AND the Money Gram site, which is a BANK!
notice it sez "A package will be sent out to you, inside the package you will find
your Compensation payment and other fund you will use to carry out
your surveying process , you must not use your personal money to
complete any of the surveying process and there will be no
reimbursement of any kind since we are providing you with all the fund
your will need to carry out the survey ."
i know my nose has no sense of smell, but can enny buddy smell "SCAM JOB?" here?? heheheee!!!
when i get the junk they will send me, i betcha a dollar to a bag of donuts, they will send me counterfeit funds!! WATCH me as i head to the FEDERAL BUILDING and the local FBI OFFICE with the goods!! ta da!!
i was born at night, but NOT LAST NIGHT, folks!!
well, as good ole bullwinkle usta say, "watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!" im off to good ole craigslist to see what other scams jobs i can find!!
