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13:42 - Saturday, Jan. 31, 2009
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bed sign up is at 5:30, chapel is at 6:30, dinner at 7:30....OH WAIT! DEMS DA MISSIONS RULES!! OOOOPS!!

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I TYPE IN BOLD SO US OLD FOLKS CAN READ THIS CRAP WITH EASE!

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IVE DONE THIS OVER 1200 TIMES, I THINK I GOT THE HANG OF IT BY NOW! AFTER ALL, I LEARN BY ROTE!

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in mission news:
only at the bread can this happen!
last evening, as the chapel service was coming to a close, the pastor was doing her "altar call" (come to jee-bus and get saved for your salvation...) one guy stood up, raised his hand, and he was BLITZKRIEGED!!!! eyes a drooping, stumbling, rip roaring smashed!!! he smelled like a brewery!! as he got saved, the program manager came in the chapel to see the spectacle, and after the drunk got saved, he got the GATE!!! hahaha!!!
SOMEONE didnt breathalyze him when he came thru the door!! RUT RO!!!

lately, this past week, my pal jon, whom i drink coffee with every morning, he was been suffering from what we thought was the hemorrhoids, and finally, i got him to go this morning up to the hospital to get the docs to take a look see.

well, they aint hemorrhoids.

he got some kinda infection going on up there in the nether-regions, he is sporting a new planet up there, and i left him safe and sound in the ER room, and the surgeon will be giving him the once over, and he said they might keep him overnight. i aint heard from him as of yet, hopefully i will try to find out which way the wind is blowing and when i find out, i'll let ya know.

frank who has the terminal colon cancer, he sold his truck and went to bending his elbow like he does when he is flowing with the cash. he called at 11 pm the other night, and he was slobbering drunk at the greyhound station, and there he stayed. he was last seen inna bar down the street from the mission, continuing his elbow bending exercises.

to-morrow is super bowl sunday, and the mission will be showing us the super bowl on the big screen tee vee, which is normally reserved for jesus movie watching!

hava swell weekend folks! the mass us ended, go in pieces....
In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen!

























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