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04:08 - Wednesday, Nov. 09, 2005

WAR!!!!!!!!!

Yesterday, November 8, 2005�a date which will live in infamy�the Bank Account of The Offices of Who Did It and Ran, Ink!!! was suddenly and deliberately attacked by The Business of the Empire of The Dish Professionals.

The Offices of Who Did it And Ran, Ink!!! was at peace with that Empire and, at the solicitation of Dish Network, was still in conversation with its Company and its Accounts Recievable Department looking toward the maintenance of peace of All Involved.

Indeed, One Month after being assured that no binding Contract had existed between the two parties, The Dish Professionals has Taken it Upon Themselves to Invade and Pilfer $399.00 from The Bank Account of Who Did it And Ran, Ink, Leaving said offices nearly insolvent.

Upon discovering this Pilferage, the Customer Service Representive was notified, and a formal explanation was issued by Them in regards to a recent Who Did It and Ran Ink!!! message. While this communication had assured us that no threat of Pilferage will be made by Dish Network, this was deliberately planned many days or even last month, when we cancelled the Dish Account.

During the intervening time, Dish Network has delibertely sought to decieve the Offices of Who Did It and Ran, Ink!!! by false statements and expressions and assurances that this would not happen.

The attack yesterday on the Bank Account has Caused Severe Damage to the solvency of the Offices of Who Did It and Ran, Ink!!! $399.00 was lost.

The Dish Professionals has, therefore, undertaken a suprise offensive against us by Pilfering this money, calling it "cancellation fees" where previously, none has existed. The Offices of Who Did it and Ran, Ink!!! have already formed our own opinons and well understand the implications to the very solvency of our existance.

As Commander and Chief Bottle Washer and Fry Cooker, I have Directed that all measures be taken in our Defence.

Always we will remember the character of the onslaught against us.

No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated invasion, the Offices of Who Did it And Ran, Ink!!! in our righteous might will win through to absolute victory. I believe I interpret the law of the land and of the consumer rights of the people when I assert that we will not only defend ourselves to the uttermost but will make very certain that this form of treachery shall never endanger us or anyone again.

Hostilities exist. There is no blinking at the fact that our people, our money and our interests are in grave danger.

With confidence in the legal system-with the unbounding determination of the people-we will gain the inevitable triumph-so help me God!

I hereby declare that since the unprovoked and dastardly attack by The Dish professionals on Tuesday, November 8, a state of war has existed between the Offices of Who Did it And Ran, Ink!!! and The Dish professionals.



in udder news

yesterday the inspection at the rio grande went well, only 3 rooms out of 50 failed, and with jason being sick, the inspection took 5 hours. doyle bought us lunch, quarter pounder with cheese, fries and coke, and declared that since we do work for him he will feed us!! then after the inspection, doyle asked if i wanted to finish off the day, so i got in a full 8 hours yesterday.

i have decided to stick with what i have for the time being, and not seek an outside job. lots of places want me to work saturdays and i cannot do that. and i have faith that doyle will make sure i have enough hours to survive and pay my rent and bills.

things will be skin tight for awhile. i just hope the cat dont get sick.

if you havent already, please sign my map. the linky to it is on the right sidebar-------> and if you cannot find your area, right click on the map and hold ya finger on the button and move the mouse, the map will move accordingly.

and now, its time to plan the day, and fight the evil that has been thrust upon me. I will Prevail. I always do.



Quote of the day:
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
- Paul Dirac

heres a recipie for our vegan folks out there:
Golden Beet and Pomegranate Salad

3 golden beets (can use regular red beets if you want, just not as pretty)
1 cup diced red onion
1/4 cup red wine vinegar
1/4 cup chicken broth
3 tablespoons Triple Sec or other orange-flavored liqueur
1 tablespoon sugar
1/2 teaspoon grated orange peel
1 cup pomegranate seeds
Salt
2 cups arugula and butter lettuce leaves
1/4 cup crumbled feta cheese

1 Cook the beets - either boil them for 45 minutes or roast them at 375�F for an hour. Let cool. Peel and dice into 1/2 inch cubes.

2 In a 10 to 12-inch nonstick frying pan over high heat, boil beets, onion, vinegar, broth, liqueur, sugar, and orange peel, stirring often, until liquid is reduced to 2 tablespoons, 5 to 7 minutes. Let cool to room temperature, or chill airtight up to 1 day.

3 Stir pomegranate seeds into the beet mixture and salt to taste. Serve on top of salad greens on individual plates. Sprinkle with feta cheese.

Serves 4.

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