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05:04 - Thursday, Dec. 01, 2005
o whatta mess......
i have an admission to make, its a revelation that reaches the inner depths of the known galaxy! its so shocking, i cant believe it myself!
i just dont know how to explain it! its so bad, that the earth actually shook yesterday.....

i, art, am a.......


yes, thats rite folks! plain and simple!!! i cant take it anymore!!!!!

im a lazy incoherent

whatta mess!!! i got home yesterday morning, fed the cat, and fell out! i woke up around 2:30ish to a loud banging on the door!! it was doyle the manager!! so, i opened the door, and he can see i just woke up, and tole me that the new tenant is moving in, (one of the guys from the hotel) and he came in, and told me i better clean up in here, heheee. after all, i have to set an example and i dont wanna fail inspection!! ach!! the dishes was piled high with succulent wet old, old wet cat food on top! i have a food disposal in the sink, so there. the kitchen floor has spots of foodies stuff on it, clothes littered on the sofa, floor, etc. and the computer desk!!! agggggg!!! empty ciggy packs crumpled into balls, cans of pop,papers. piles of stuff! full ash tray!! cleanest room in the house? the loo. the WC. the washroom. the bathroom. the shitter. ah!

so yesterday, instead of playing pogo , i cleaned the kitchen, i really did!! i did the dishes, i cleaned the stove, wiped down the counter, the table, swept and mopped the floor even!! and by that time, it was suppertime! i made a ham & cheese & beans & hash browns mix! and last night, i was able to play a lil pogo. i have more cleaning to do!!!

so, there you have it!!! anutter urban myth smashed to smithereens!!
whats a fella to do? heheheeee!!!

in udder news....

i got 74 hours coming to me on monday! and moocher told me that he got 96 hours of vacation time coming to me, and he will gimme those hours in december. this is december. so we will see what happens.

i aint heard anymore from the better business bureau yet about the dish rip-off, so, next monday, when i get paid, i will be headed down to the courthouse to file a lawsuit against them!

in the mail, i got a small package from my pal, cosmicrayola, and i opened the lil box, and found a swell xmas tree ball with a pic of creamsicle on it, wearing a santa hat, and sez merry christmas on it!! i showed it to creamsicle, and he sniffed it, and went back to sleep! hehehe! thanks, cosmic!! by the way, i still have the slinky ya sent last summer! everyone loves a slinky!! also, i got a xmas card from my pal, bluesleepy!! thanks!! i had already gotten a xmas card last month from my pal, giannarazi !! so thats 2!!

so, the plan for today, since i will have time.... i will be doing some cleaning, so there! since i dont have a houseboy, i have to do it myself!!

well, thats all i have, i didnt post pics of the mess, cause i didnt wanna get blamed for any heart attacks from people seeing the pics! but rest assured, i will get back on the ball today, and make this place smell great and taste right!! yay!!!

hava roasty toasty day! its 5 am, time to start the show!



FACT OF THE DAY
On this day in 1821 the Scotsman carried a report on the executions of eight men in London whose crimes included highway robbery, passing forged �5 notes, stealing six sheep and stealing a �50 note. The Scotsman observed: "There is something inexpressibly distressing in the contemplation of a human being... doomed ... to be reduced, by one rude stroke, to a lifeless clod, driven from the light of day, and separated from all the tender charities of life. "

QUOTE OF THE DAY
Whatta Mess!! wooo!!
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