14:58 - 18 October 2004
Only in Alabama!
A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress walked into a bar in
Alabama. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge hairy armpit as she
pointed to all the people sitting at the bar, and asked, "What man here
will buy a lady a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the
end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and
bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink, and the woman chugged it down. She
turned to the patrons and again pointed around to all of them, revealing
the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and
said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "I say, old chap,
it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep
calling her 'the ballerina' ?"
The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got
to be a ballerina !"
