04:15 - 27 October 2004
Stuff to do!
Recent pictures of some of san francisco's board of supervisors:
As political commentary, this little clip really doesn't add much to the debate. Yes, Republicans chronically invoke all kinds of scary language to remind us all of how dangerous the world is. But the Democrats do too -- and really, the world can be a scary place, especially if you live in a hipster neighborhood. (Legwarmers are back. Again.) And yet, somewhere towards the end of the end of this clip, hearing the word terrorist over and over and over and over and over becomes the funniest thing ever. Proof that repetition makes the hard grow fonder. Copy and Paste this URL>> http://geekt.org/gopconstrm.mov it will download a lil movie and its safe to download, it has been handtested and mother approved by the wackos here at who did it and ran, ink.
Say kids, what do you do whilst you are waiting and waiting and waiting for downloads? do you anxiously stare at the screen and say "cmon, cmon, CMON, DAMMIT!!!!" well heres a few things to do to wile away the time it takes for your download/upload/reboot!
MOUSEBALL BOWLING:
what you will need
1 standard computer mouse
1 mouse pad
10 plastic pushpins(NOT THUMBTACKS)
scissors
A. look underneath your mouse. you should see a tiny disk that turns counter-clockwise; give it a spin, and the mouseball should drop into your palm.
B. next, put a small piece of paper on top of your mousepad.
C. arrange the 10 pushpins in the traditional bowling formation, the points should be facing up.
D. now, with a flick of your finger, push the ball towards the pins!
Lenghty downloads often lead to a phenomenon best described as "online rage" common symptoms include shortness of breath, irritability, and absentminded mouse jiggling! but surviving a life or death experience can help you put these things into perspective. next time ya feeling wired, try this:
POWERSTRIP RUSSIAN ROULETTE:
you will need a powerstrip containing at least 4 power plugs
A. reach beneath ya desk and locate the powerstrip
B. grasp any one of the power cords at random
C. pull hard!
D. if ya CPU is still operating, reflect on how much time you've just saved by not unplugging your computer. take deep breaths. make tiny fists with your toes. observe the harmony of the pixels on your screen, all working together to create words and icons.
E. if ya CPU is not operating, reboot your system and take a walk.
heres todays quiz!
You Lucky! not a noob becuase your learning awww
bless, oh well your still gonna get picked on
an you dont have a clue!
Are You A NOOB?!?
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